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A Get Woke Up! Guide to All 72 Genders
According to Medicine.net there are 72 genders. Get Woke Up! explains what they all mean in our handy guide.
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It’s Time to Rewrite the Woke Story
I’m more confused than a prosthetic breast resting on the chest of a male woodworking teacher over the way the woke are saying straight white dudes are a drag.
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Who Will Replace President Joe Biden?
The the question of who could replace President Joe Biden can be answered in one word - Asufutimaehaehfutbw.
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Vaccine PSA Pushing Vax on Kids Gets Pulled
Crazy Toronto Public Health has pulled down an outrageous vax public service announcement implying that children should receive the experimental COVID vaccine.
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Family Fined $21,000 for not Complying with ArriveCAN
The Karkoutlian family felt 'humiliated' by Public Health officers—just for not filling in Trudeau's buggy, invasive and probably illegal ArriveCAN app.
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Can Pierre Poilievre Scrub Clean Our Brainwashed Left?
I’m more spun out than a UFO crash landing in a Nevada desert over the way the woke left have become brainwashed by Prime Minister Trudeau.
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Queen Elizabeth II wanted Meghan to Succeed
The Queen of England is dead and her eldest son Charles has taken the throne as King. Um, blatant nepotism aside, can I just point out how this is 2022 and we’re STILL living under an oppressive patriarchy? Womxn everywhere, myself included—even though I have yet to fully transition—are deeply hurt by this shocking, unprecedented turn of events. Though I loathe the Royal family and actually did a TikTock duet dance challenge with Uju Anya when I heard the news that Queen Elizabeth had passed, I can’t help but feel intense sorrow for Prince Harry and Princess Meghan, the Duke…
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House of Trudeau Is Losing Support From Party Faithful
After the landslide victory by Pierre Poilievre, some members of the Trudeau government say Justin Trudeau may be too woke! And needs to stop or he's out!
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A Get Woke Up! Guide to Avoiding the ArriveCan App
Described by some as something out of East Germany during the Cold War, the ArriveCAN App is proving to be buggy and totally pointless.
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Behind the Scenes of Hilarious Deepfake Video starring ‘Justin Trudeau’
Justin Trudeau is the latest “celebrity” to have his image and voice appear on Alex WoodsZ deepfake YouTube, which features everyone from Elon Musk to Jordan Peterson.
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