The Hottest and Sexiest Women on the Right

The 10 most beautiful and based babes of freedom unveiled!

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GWU! Wokesperts conducted exhaustive polling of healthy red-blooded men to crank out our ultimate list of the most-based babes of FREEDOM. Our readers told us the lovely ladies who made the list are as hot on the inside as they are on the outside, serving as an inspiration for both their remarkable beauty and political intellect. These are women that will have you staring at their tantalizing assets for social and political change.

10. Eva Vlaardingerbroek

With 10k subscribers to her substack Resist Much, Obey Little, this Dutch lawyer and political commentator has warned about the dangers of Sudden Death Syndrome of free speech after being banned on social media site X. The blonde bombshell instagram influencer is an anti-globalist with a silver tongue and a smoking hot bod. She can be spotted sporting her deep thoughts and long legs in interviews on GB News, Fox and Tucker Carlson where she brings her mission to fight the eradication of our freedom and fundamental rights to the people. 

9. Candace Owens

A commentator, author and host at The Daily Wire, this former liberal says that she became a conservative overnight after realizing that the liberals were actually the racists. Calling liberals ‘trolls’ this married mother of three still knows how to turn heads and turn on the minds of disaffected dems. Owens has campaigned for the Blexit movement, which calls on African-Americans to leave the Democratic Party.  

“The left hates America, and Trump loves it,” she has publicly stated, adding that the left is “destroying everything through this cultural Marxist ideology.”

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Although this Black Queen is married to the (very lucky) Parler CEO, Baron George Farmer, she is no ‘rage farmer’ but rather a harvester of honesty who reins supreme.

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8. Evangeline Lilly 

Never Lost around a bikini this Canadian born sexpot of TV and film gave the finger to vaccine mandates and marched against them. Having gone from being a Rolling Stone Magazine covergirl to an anti-vax villain, Lilly clearly subscribes to the ‘free will’ steaming service called ‘choice’. Fate favors the bold as Lilly hasn’t been canceled in Hollyweird. This unvaxxed lovely of LaLa Land is set to appear in the comedy drama ‘Happy Life’ in 2024.

7. Kristi Noem 

This ravishing raven-haired South Dakota Governor refused to lock down her state or force any mask or vaccine mandates. Her bragging rights about being the only governor to keep her state completely open during COVID has put her at the top of Donald Trump’s list of possible running mates. Now there’s a political playmate that would Make America Hot Again!

6. Melania Trump 

This OG Trump Thumper left behind a successful career as a supermodel to be with ‘The Donald’, for better or worse. Known more for her looks than her words it’s no wonder that this easy on the eyes Slovenian born lovely had Podcaster Joe Rogan recently dub her the “Hottest First Lady of All Time.” Having grown up under the Socialist regime of Slovenian, Melania learned that real freedom equaled economic freedom, a lesson she applied to the professional attitude she took to modeling. Now there’s a pin up girl for America! 

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5. Lauren Chen 

A Justin Trudeau prison escapee, this Canadian-Chinese cutie bolted from the regime at the height of the COVID paranoia and now resides in Nashville, Tennessee. On both Youtube and BlazeTV, Chen is an outspoken critic of feminism, immigration and the LGBTQ nonsense. This Christian Nationalist has the based brains and sinful bod that will have you hitting the confessional for impure thoughts faster than Trudeau can say ‘Hey, Hey, Jab-Jab!’ 

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4. Giorgia Meloni

Meloni, aka Melons, is the leader of the right-wing party Fratelli d’Italia which translates to Brothers of Italy. The ravishing Roman has been embraced by her Italian paisanos who elected her as Prime Minister in 2022.

As a defender of conservative Western values, Meloni has implemented policies like making it harder for same-sex couples with children to be recognized as parents and putting illegal immigration to heel in her boot shaped nation.

Hillary Clinton was among the first to tweet support writing: “The election of the first woman prime minister in a country always represents a break with the past, and that is certainly a good thing.” Hubby Bill, meanwhile, was hopping on a private jet to Italy in hopes of spooning with some Melon-flavored gelato. 

3. Lauren Boebert

As a straight shooter US representative from Colorado, Boebert knows how to handle a pistol or two. Famous for her gun rights advocacy, the owner of Shooters, not Hooters, Grill violated the state’s stay-at-home order during the COVID 19 pandemic and has never apologized.

In fact, this saucy brunette beauty has attained a massive following from both her tell-it-like-it-is commentary and love of theater to her heckling of senior citizen Sleepy Joe Biden. 

2. Yeonmi Park

This flaming far east hottie will defect—straight to your heart! Escaping North Korea in 2007, Park became famous with her 2015 memoir In Order to Live, where she shared her journey from defection to higher education.

Spoiler alert, a few years later this welcomed little Asian Invasion ended up trashing the political correctness at Columbia University, saying, “I thought America was different but I saw so many similarities to what I saw in North Korea that I started worrying,” and added that “America is not free.” Park says that the education system is brainwashing children to make them think that the country is racist and make them believe that they are victims. There’s no doubt that any rational red blooded right winger wouldn’t want to Jong it Un with this anti-woke knockout. 

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1. Margaret Thatcher

The OG Iron Lady, Thatcher was Great Britain’s first female prime minister who got busy with it from 1979-1990. A fierce small government, individualist, this Neo-con GILF was a real ball buster to the countries left, breaking up unions and weaning welfare queens off the public teat. Of her many memorable quotes Thatcher once reasoned that, “The problem with socialism is that you eventually run out of other people’s money.” Now that’s hot.

A staunch anti-communist crusader, Thatcher also knew how to use her feminine wiles to dominate enemies and allies alike. While not outwardly ‘sexual’ Thatcher was well known for her calculated flirtatious moves that for Britain, were just right. 

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