The Devil is in the details as to the secret of these celebs’ success. Literally! According to Occult scholar Dr. William Van many of the successful movers and shakers in entertainment, business and politics are covertly in league or cahoots with powerful demons.
Dr. Van has been researching demonology and its use by the elite for the past 20 years and is sharing his research exclusively with GWU! readers in hopes of diminishing these demons’ powers.
Taylor Swift: Satan (Wrath)
“Taylor Swift is Satan,” claims our demon doctor. The American pop and country music singer-songwriter is the unchallenged queen of the music industry with 10 hit albums, numerous awards and sold out tickets for her ‘Eras’ tour. “Just as Satan is the so-called Prince of Earth, Swift is the self proclaimed princess of pop,” explains Dr. Van.
Van bases his theory on the fact that Swift is a dead ringer for Zeena LaVey, the daughter of the founder of the Church of Satan. LaVey was a spokesperson for the Church of Satan between 1985 and 1990, during which time she was a charismatic media figure. She quit the church in 1990, a year after Taylor’s birth.
Dr. Van says there’s no such thing as coincidence when it comes to the Princess of darkness and that the look-a-like songstress is actually a clone of LaVey! “She was likely brewed in a lab … or in a cauldron,” hypothesizes Dr. Van.
He continues that when LaVay dies she will get Talyor’s body after Taylor has experienced fame in her faustian bargain for fame.
But until it’s time for Taylor to pay the piper she’s content to fill her live musical performances and music videos full of demonic imagery and promote the unnatural LGBTQIA+ lifestyle along with abortion and even voting Democrat!
Do not listen to Swift’s songs, cautions Dr. Van. Although they seem harmless and are everywhere from the mall to the car radio, do your best to not hear this artist’s siren song.
Doja Cat: Asmodeus (Lust)
The well known Gen Z musician Doja Cat has gained instant fame as if by magic after releasing songs with serious demonic imagery.
Her first song was released soon after she dropped out of high school in New York city, where she taught herself to make music magic, gaining the attention of record label Yeti Beats. The label decided to foster her musical career along with contributing producer Asmodeus (probably—ed). This is a demon of lust, who has a great understanding of the natural sciences. “He was a great match for Doja because she failed grade 11 math class,” explains Professor of the Occult at the University of Washington, Dr. William Van
In her recent song “Paint The Town Red,” Doja wears a hooded crimson robe and sings about painting things red. Being a demon of passion and lust, Asmodeus’s favorite color is red. (Predictable, Asmodeus—ed). When attending the Met Gala, Doja showed off her newly shaved head covered in red crystals. Claiming the need for a ‘totally magic ritual’ Asmodeus really had her do this because he wanted to humiliate her, speculated Dr. Van.
Also in “Paint The Town Red” this devil cat explains how she performs vampirism on her fans. The disturbing lyrics include: “My happiness is all of your misery. They just want my love and my energy.” This explains the singer’s bizarre behavior on social media and how badly she treats her fans, says Dr. Van. “Doja is known to be cold to fans. This creates a one- sided parasocial relationship that she can use to siphon their energy.”
Doja has won a Grammy and also holds the Guinness World Record for the first single by a female rap duo to earn number 1 on Billboard. “Actually, it’s more like a trio, featuring Asmodeus,” winks our occult doc.
Stay away from Doja’s music videos, warns Dr. Van. “They contain disturbing occult symbology designed to normalize ritual sacrifice and human perversion.”
Oprah Winfrey: Leviathan (Envy)
Gargantuan television host and media personality Oprah has it all, but she always wants more. Like the sea serpent demon Leviathan who she rode to success Oprah truly envelopes the entire space of the material world. The Queen of All Media whose empire touches all 7 continents is the wealthiest Black woman alive despite coming from a childhood of abject poverty.
But our expert says Oprah’s ascendance to fame and fortune was no accident and certainly not due to her interviewing skills (what about that time she interviewed Tom Cruise?—ed)
“Back in her early days on cable TV out of Chicago, Winfrey stumbled upon Black magic during a show about MLK Jr’s dying encounter with a Rapping Voodoo Witch Doctor,” reveals Dr. Van.
“What we have here is a bandwagoning New Age Spiritualist who jumps from fad belief to fad belief taking her gullible followers along with her. She’s used genuinely held beliefs and principals all to turn a profit just as instructed by the demon she communes with.”
He argues that Oprah’s advice to put your intentions out into the universe to manifest anything you desire always did seem rather shallow and envious. (I never got a car, did you get a car?—ed)
“Oprah never stops talking about schemes for her devotees to have a better life, more money and less weight. What she never mentions is the dark side of her fame. Her South African boarding school and its endless sex scandals or the true nature of her secret relationship with Gail and the illusion of ‘husband’ Stedman.”
Dr. Van claims that much of her power comes from the black obsidian skull crystal she never leaves any of her 26 homes without. “It’s a tool for vampirism, he explains. “She likely uses it by holding it and meditating on how studpid her fans are for watching her inane nonsense interviewers with dickheads like Prince Harry. She’ll then hold the skull close, absorbing their life force through the obsidian.”
When the celeb isn’t busy sucking her fans dry spiritually and monetarily she indulges in lavish outdoor crystal baths in her pool off of Maui, also known as the central Pacific Ocean.
Elon Musk: Barbas (Mechanics)
“Elon marked an X in his contract with Barbas, a demon of mechanics as far back as his university days in the socialist backwater of Canada,” tells Dr. Van.
The then student at Queen’s University in Canada, Musk first began his foray into the dark arts.
“After summoning Barbas, the loser college kid from South Africa suddenly dreamed up plans for electric cars, spaceships and a brain to computer interface.”
Dr. Van shares that Musk originally only sought moderate wealth but once the success started he didn’t want it to stop. “This is what demons do. They are like drugs. Once you get a taste you’ll do anything it takes to get your dealer to give you another hit.”
This goes a long way to explaining why Musk needs to be involved in nearly every facet of technology, from transportation to communication to Artificial Intelligence.
“I think there’s a part of Musk that thinks he’s doing the right thing. Protecting free speech on X, or whatever as an example but this egotistical Iron Man is really just doing the dirty work of Mammon.”
That work, according to the doc, is further enslaving humanity with more digital technocracy.
“He’s an advocate of Transhumanism, which is a merger of man and machine as well as perverting X into an all purpose app for social credit as well as buying and selling. Ahem, Mark of the Beast, anyone?”
Dr. Van cautions not to buy what Musk is selling. “Everything is about convenience, speed and instant gratification with all of Musk’s so-called creations.” But just like the devil who can not create Musk’s ideas are actually just repurposed pulp science fiction and not worth the Dogecoin they sell for.
Tech Giant or Twitter Twit: Elon bought twitter for 44 billion. 4=4 adds up to 8. In numerology 8 cycles of wealth and often makes profitable business ventures when the number 8 is involved.
Volodymyr Zelensky: Eligos (Lameass unicorn)
Volodymyr Oleksandrovych Zelensky went from being a bit part Ukrainian comedian to playing the leading role in a global money laundering scam.
“No one had even heard of this Paddington Bear voiceover clown before the globalists needed a new puppet in the Ukrainian presidency,” says Dr. Van.
Doc-occult informs GWU! that Zelensky has been channeling the powers of demon Eligos ever since Russia ‘invaded’ Ukraine. This is a powerful baddie that raises a person’s status and can also help strategize for war.
“Zelensky has been doing rituals for Eligos so the world would give a damn about his insignificant little country. Once he got the foreign aid, he spent it all on big mansions and big altars to Eligos. This is why they are still losing despite Eligos making every military move for him.”
Dr. Van notes that the Zelenskys demon looks a lot like a unicorn and says that makes perfect sense. “It’s one of those things that don’t exist. Like Ukraine having any chance at winning a war with Russia.”
“The west needs to know they shouldn’t trust this little teddy bear in a military costume. It’s all an act, and it is not cute.”
Donald J. Trump: Clauneck (Wealth)
Some would argue that as heir to his father’s real estate empire young Donald Trump didn’t need the help of demonic forces to bigly grow his huugge wealth. But they are sooo wrong.
20-year-old Trump was already a wealthy millionaire playboy by the 1970s without doing anything, but that wasn’t enough for the ambitious Queens born hustler.
Trump had a vision of his name engraved in gold on skyscrapers, newspapers and even as seen on TV steaks. But even with his immense family fortune and the connections that came with it he still didn’t have enough funds to make his dreams a reality. Inspiration dropped one fateful afternoon when Trump was taking a dump in his golden toilet.
“Trump was passing a particularly nasty turd after waaaayyy too many cheeseburgers. The strain must have popped a blood vessel or something sending him to the astral plane where he met Clauneck.”
Dr. Van theorizes that Clauneck recognized Trump as a fellow lover of money and explained that as a high ranking servant of Lucifer he had power over goods, money, and finances along with the ability to bestow immense wealth.
Trump recognized a fellow lover of gold and in a sign of respect removed whatever creature that thing on his head is. This started their lifelong association.
The Donald was soon granted more wealth, power and fame than ever before. In exchange Trump made tribute to Clauneck by emptying his wine cellars of only the finest bottles of Diet Coke all over secret altars to the demon of wealth.
Now a star of Reality TV and related huxter activities Trump was advised by Clauneck to go for the big money, in politics.
Using the social currency he built up on television and social media Trump trounced Hillary in 2016, becoming the 45th President of the USA. Although pledging to ‘drain the swamp,’ ‘build the wall’ and ‘Make America Great Again,’ Trump ended up letting down the voters and in turn Clauneck who can also use his powers to take away wealth.
‘That’s why he really lost in 2020,” says our demon doc. “Clauneck was pissed that Trump didn’t hold up his end of the bargain with the American people. He may be a demon but he’s big on his servant keeping their promises.”
Still a favorite for the Republican Nominee in 2024 Trump is facing legal troubles that could also spell his end unless he’s able to make things right with his demon master.
For many years Dr. Van was hesitant to reveal these demons’ names, fearing the harm that could come from platforming them. But with the world on the brink of WW3, the economy in the toilet and trannies everywhere Van now feels revealing the demonic truth about demon worship is necessary in the fight against evil.
