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Mad Dug) How’s your crypto coin going Anthony?
Anthony) Well, with the possible coming economic downturn I’m looking at insulating my profits and moving some of my coin to something more stable. I’m looking at stable coin, realestate, gold-
Mad Dug) -Have you thought of Campbell Soup?
Anthony) Does it trade on Coinbase?
Mad Dug) Uh, no. Mostly at Loblaws.
Anthony) How is that a stable form of currency?
Mad Dug) Crypto experts are pointing to the fact that you can use cans of soup in a variety of different ways in an unstable market. In the event of a societal collapse you can consume it, you can trade or barter with it or you can use it to bludgend your neighbour to death.
Anthony) Uh, why would you want to bludgend your neighbour to death with a tin of Campbells soup?
Mad Dug) Duh, to get their crackers. (Woke Up Theme Song…)
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