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The One Where Friends Died Suddenly

Friends come and go, but when Matthew Perry “Died Suddenly” at age 54, tributes to the world’s most famous Friend poured in from around the globe, including a loopy and possibly guilty one from Dictator Justin Trudeau.

Keeping Up with the Current Thing:

• InfoWars host and Sandy Hook questioner, Alex Jones is featured in a new retro-style game that eats the ass of the New World Order. We’ve got a review with Clyde Do Something.

  
  

• Osama bin Laden’s Letter to America, which is older than most of the people on TikTok who read it, blew up the Internet Industrial Complex.  

  
  

• Is Dictator Trudeau fit to rule Canada? An expert MD claims Trudeau’s insane decisions may be PTSD from school yard scraps with a Hollywood celeb!

Alt-Left Extremism Gets Ugly

While these top tier, low-quality women may not all be physically ugly, their political daftness, Karen-like mannerisms, and all-out unbeddable™ fringe minority views helped them make the cut to be canceled with our ultimate ugly list, as chosen by you!

More Woke Madness Exposed:

• The insane Transgenda™ is getting a reel funny treatment with the release of Lady Ballers, a screwball comedy from so-called ‘alt-right’ media company the Daily Wire. Our reviewer said the film should come with a Based on a True Story label!

  
  

• Hottie Estee C. Williams has the secret recipe for how to be a perfect wife and, according to the popular social media star, it’s traditionalism.

  
  

• Left wing loon Doreen lists 5 ways to support The Marvels … without paying to see it!

  
  

• Your workplace Christmas party is getting a whole lot more inclusive. It’s called Silent Disco … and it’s totally tone deaf.

From the Depths of Mar-a-Lago

The Devil is in the details as to the secret of these celebs’ success. Literally! According to Occult scholar Dr. William Van many of the successful movers and shakers in entertainment, business and politics are covertly in cahoots with powerful demons. GWU! exercises the high strangeness of this terrifying tale.

Clown World Crossfire:

• Is Will Smith really gay? Ottawa’s weirdest advice columnists Karen and Kevin get to the “Bottom” of it.

  
  

• Toby “Boomer” Gelman is madder than a doctor without a passport at a border, over the way Liberal leftists are supporting Palestine.

  
  

• After a brief period of intense soul searching, Doreen Trudeau has finally decided on what flag she’ll be putting in her X bio.

While billionaires shout obscenities at other billionaires, December promises to see rising tensions between those who control the information and those who use it. Keep your sense of humor on safety as we continue to target woke keyboard warriors and NWO transoldiers™ from the NUMBER ONE base of based newstainment, getwokeup.com

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A Note From Our Publisher:

“Don’t be fooled by the billionaire boys club,” is what I told my son-in-law after he showed me a clip of X-man Elon Musk telling Disney’s Bob Iger to “go f*ck himself.”

I explained one should be wary of Musk’s bro mentality and lonely desire to be loved by his disciples on the X platform. From spouting his artificial global town square philosophy, while suspending anyone who disagrees with him, to getting in bed with the Chinese dictatorship, he’s nothing but a Muskrat.

Remember, friends, Elon and Bob are members of the same Mickey Mouse club who crush unions while pretending to care about their employees. And while Elon may tell off Bob in front of the camera, I can assure you that they’re likely having lunch together at Takumi-Tei in Epcot Center as I write this. I can see those rats now in their vintage leather flight jackets with a fur-lined collar and Mickey Mouse hats, singing in unison while making deals. Mouseketeers, laughing at how that viral clip upped both their cheese stock.  

People like Elon and Bob will never have your best interest at heart. They don’t want you to escape the rat race, rather keep you lost in a maze of consumerism. They are through and through in it to win it! That’s why GWU! offers a real town square not the fake digital or movie set ones — where we publish the stories that others are too afraid to touch. Cheesy jokes aside, we are in it for you!

It is now more important than ever for independent publications like GWU! to fight for our freedom and the message of truth. As a US Army Vet and former caption writer for American Media Inc., I urge you to continue to donate to our war on censorship at GWU! Donate.

I remain, JJ McRoberts

— President and Publisher of GWU!    

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