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Weird Week in Woke Digest: December 3–9

From Alex Jones back on Twitter (sort of) to a vaccine calendar for Brazilian children, 2024 is going to be the year that Sandy Hook Denial Denialism Died Suddenly! As a valued subscriber to GWU! our dedicated and fully certified Wokeperts™ are bringing you all the media monkey business that no other newsletter would dare. Never afraid to challenge the woke MSM orthodoxy we’re here to get you to Get Woke Up!

Breaking the Narrative

• The obedient late night propagandists read Republican presidential candidate Vivek Ramaswamy the riot act for questioning everything from September 11th to January 6th. It’s no conspiracy, deep state late night TV just isn’t funny.

  
  

• The man (we use that word loosely—ed) who told CBC he got a vasectomy due to climate grief is making the Internet melt down …. with laughter.

  
  

• Find out if you’re a Alt-Media Wizard or CNN Serf with the GWU! Quiz: How Little Do You Trust the Mainstream Media?

  
  

• Media Monarchy reports that Brazilian children must be vaccinated for COVID-19 on a yearly basis or their parents will lose Child Welfare payments. Better than losing your children, numbnuts!  

Viral Weekend Reading

• Doreen Trudeau ‘calmly’ asks why she can’t stop drinking from the information toilet.

  
  

• Conservative Dad's Ultra Right Beer has dove into the culture war waters with hottie Riley Gaines to make waves with their tasty light blonde “Real Women of America” 2024 calendar.

Social Media Meltdowns

• Boy slandered by Woke DeadSpin ‘journalist’ for ‘Black Face’ and ‘Redskin Appropriation’ at NFL game is actually Native American. Talk about a Toma-Hack!

  
  

• #TrumpIsNotWell is trending .… The people calling him “unwell.”

  
  

• Will A&W Go Woke? (Uh, I’m gonna ask to hold the Lady Cock Burger. On second thought, don’t.—ed).

Podcasts/Books/Streaming

• If Electric Cars Were Honest (Tesla EV Parody) via Honest Ads.  

  
  

• The Real BBC: Woke Doctor wHorrific FALLOUT!!

  
  

• Tucker Carlson releases X Episode #46, The Alex Jones Interview.

Thank you to the many subscribers who submitted woke madness links to us this week. Remember, if you've got a news tip or some crazy links, write to editor@getwokeup.com.

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