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The Get Woke Up! September 2023 Newsletter

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Love to Hate

SIGN OF THE TIMES: Oh look! The tolerant left have arrived at the #1MillionMarch4Chidren.

GWU! went back to school this month to learn how we could help educate parents on avoiding another year of woke indoctrination of their kids. We were in lockstep with the 1 Million March for Children, which took place across Canada. Brave parents like our socials contributor preparedinstinct247 were ridiculed by politicians, the mainstream media and union workers. But GWU! suspended their hatred with knowledge. Check out what this parent (from Waterlooney—ed) had to say about the school boards idiotology in this month’s unredacted with Adamental Politics.

The Conservatives, (who were silent on the parent protest—ed), held their 2023 party convention policy plenary, which the fear mongering MSM attacked. (Of course!—ed) Lucky for you, GWU defended the 7 Key policies that the MSM doesn’t want you to know about, including a very pertinent COVID vaccine proposal you have to read to believe. As we head into the seasonal cold and flu triple vaccine season, Karen and Kevin had their trademark left wing advice for one sap just trying to get a little action (Yes. It involves glory holes—ed).

Did Nazi that Coming

HONK! HONK!: Get Woke Up! podcasters Mad Dug and Anthony Anderson who were at the Freedom Convoy in Ottawa say they sotted Hunka in a hot tub sowing the seeds of rebellion with lonely housewives from Waterloo. “That is something I will never unsee,” lamented Anderson.

An apology from Dictator Trudeau over celebrating a war criminal might be good enough for the government subsidized legacy media, but our GWU! Wokeperts™ extracted some shrapnel from literal Nazi Yuroslav Hunka’s past. Sicko Bicko drops the truth bomb in his explosive piece: Alt-Right Events Yaroslav Hunka Played A Pivotal Role In. Columnist Toby P. Gelman renewed his literary glory days writing dick and fart jokes with canceled Russell Brand, as super sleuth reporter Eliza Fisher mapped out why some folks are canceling their vacation to the Nazi Great White North getaway.

South of the border, we discovered a buggy Brooklyn restaurant that is catering to the Agenda 21 meal plan. These woke hipsters are serving everything from GRETA’S GRUBS to 15-MINUTE SANDWICHES. For a guide to some of their moving menu items, check out this story Rafe Klinger dished out.

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Based Babes of Freedom

TANTALIZING ASSETS: GWU! Wokesperts™ conducted exhaustive polling of healthy red-blooded right wing men to crank out our ultimate list of the most-based babes of FREEDOM.

Left wing nutbar Doreen Trudeau spent her vacation exploring a 15 minute SMART city. Read all about her summer vacay in 15 Days In Dubai’s 15 Minute City.

Speaking of grifters, with all this talk about Russian disinformation, we released our handy guide on how to spot a grifter website (Hint: Funded by Big Government, Big Pharma or Big Business—ed).

With Hollyweird’s writers’ strike all but settled, we published our guide to this years fall tv programs and you won’t believe how woke they are. Oh, that reminds us, remember Robin Hood? Well, now there’s a diversity inclusive version (Talk about Robin Hood and HIS/HIM MERRY THEY/THEMS!—ed).

Ever wonder how much of a conspiracy theorist you are? GWU! has your psyop covered with our short quiz to find out how much of the truth is out there. And also check out our Hottest Women of the Right countdown. Did your freedom fighting babe make the list?

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The October news menu is sure to be stuffed with blue and yellow sauerkraut … and Nazis, as Paddington Bear star/ War Criminal Zelenskyy takes 5th helpings of your money for his mansions, drugs and prequel to World War III. Stay seated and gorge yourself at the NUMBER ONE newstainment buffet in the world, getwokeup.com to get a taste at what’s to come (mmm, I’m getting hungry—ed).

A Note From Our Publisher:

Readers, tonight as I sit relaxed on my lanai in Boca Raton, I would like to share with you a rather troubling trend that occurred earlier this week. I’m sure by now most of the world knows the name Jordan B. Peterson. I was recently reacquainted with him while listening to a GWU! podcast. I recalled Peterson from many years ago during a lecture series that I spearheaded at the University of Toronto. Back then, Jordy, as we called him, was a shy, awkward young man, but no less brilliant and passionate. His values seemed to be focused on emboldening the human spirit, treating all equally—men, women and children. But hearing him now shows he has clearly been compromised by a repulsive grifter agenda. Peterson has become a pompous, showboat who has lost his way in the world with his pedestrian commentary and click bait junk news insights for his basement dwelling incel followers.

Readers, we are living in an age where we are seeing great thinkers such as Peterson choosing money over love, and fame over his fellow man. I am concerned that the descent into fake alt-right virtue signaling will only become more extreme for this soulless conman. It is now more important than ever for like-minded publications like GWU! to continue to fight for us and to uplift the human spirit through truth. As a US Army Vet and former caption writer for American Media Inc., I urge you to continue to pitch in to our Information War effort at GWU! Donate.

JJ McRoberts

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