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Casey Riley

Independent Woman Reporter. My pronouns are None of Your Beeswax.

Booster Mandates Resisted by Canadian Students

At many Canadian universities, including one located in downtown Toronto, students anticipating that the booster mandate will extend beyond the recent requirement to live...

Justin Bieber Becomes the Face of Vaccine Injury

International pop star Justin Bieber’s career is in jeopardy since being diagnosed with Ramsay Hunt Syndrome Type 2—a common side effect of Pfizer’s COVID-19...

Do You Have Phantom Mask Syndrome?

Despite most of Ontario’s remaining COVID-19 mask mandates being lifted many people still won't be able to remove their masks. Take Karen Kevins from Toronto,...

Is the Canadian Armed Forces Crossdressing the Line?

The Canadian Armed Forces (CAF) has gone balls to the walls with wokeness. Woke Up! has obtained a leaked draft document from the CAF...

Light Haul for Ottawa Anti-Freedom Protestors 

The MacBook surfing, latte sipping, government sapping residents of Ottawa have done it! As first reported by Woke Up! in February 2022, the ‘Anti-Protest...