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Doreen Trudeau

THEY/THEM, perennial basement dweller, entirely remote dog walker and the Coconut Creek Florida holder for most Funko Pops ever inserted into a human anus at one time, Doreen takes an extremely serious approach to the Global COVID-19 Pandemic and current political affairs. Emotionally and mentally scarred by the events of Jan 6th, Doreen devotes much of their time to reporting on dangerous misinformation and fighting for LGBTQIAP+++ rights.

Why Gen Z Will Never Agree to be Drafted for WW3

There’s a ton of scary talk right now about there being a draft if World War III starts. Thankfully, there’s a lot of pushback...

Is It Kosher to Be Halal on Gaza?

I don’t like this Current Thing, can we go back to Ukraine or COVID, please? With those things it was easy to pick a...

Why Won’t They Just Let COVID Go?

The alt-right are literally obsessed with COVID. You can see it on Twitter (if Elongated Muskrat won’t respect pronouns then I’ll deadname his dying...

15 Days in a 15 Minute City: Or How I Spent My Summer Vacation

I hope y’all went on nice holidays this summer, because they might be your last. We all have to do our bit to fight...

Top Ten TV and Film Characters You Never Knew Were Trans!

Let me start off by saying that even though I haven’t actually seen “Spider-Man: Across The Spider-Verse” yet, the online discourse surrounding the film...
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Breaking the Narrative

Breaking the Narrative: Unvaxxxed Sperm Is the New Bitcoin! 🐵

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When a marketing rep in the adult film industry discovered the COVID vaccine was the reason she couldn’t get pregnant, the busty blue-eyed blonde knew she was screwed. Read the latest edition of Breaking the Narrative.

Breaking the Narrative: United We Stand, Unless We’re Tired

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Want to know how your freedom of speech is being censored by the Woke Left? Find out in Breaking the Narrative!!!

Breaking the Narrative: Spaced Out Indigenous Air Rage

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Want to know how students can occupy a non-political space and still graduate with honors? Find out in Breaking the Narrative!!!

Weird Week in Woke

Weird Week in Woke Digest: November 17–23

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Dems da breaks: Inside the White House backstabbing staffers and score-settling pundits point fingers at a Democratic Party in crisis. All this and more in the Weird Week in Woke Digest.

Weird Week in Woke Digest: October 27–November 2

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Our Wokesperts™ are grimly reaping all the woke terrors and ready to prescribe you the secret to a long and happy life.

Weird Week in Woke Digest: September 15–21

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Our Wokesperts™ are grimly reaping all the woke terrors and ready to prescribe you the secret to a long and happy life.

GWU! Podcast

Third Times a Trump

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Thanks to the mainstream media getting roasted, DJ Trump rose from the ashes  in an historic landslide election win. Join Mad Dug and Anthony as they were live on location to drink up all the libtard tears.

Haitian to Eat the Cats

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Is emotional support presidential running mate Uncle Tim Walz ready to perform gender-affirming surgery on the White Boys for Walz? Find out on the Get Woke Up! podcast with special guest @worthitorwoke

Trump Makes an Assassination Out of MAGA

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From the sleepy secret service fields of Butler, PA, to a SpaceX trip across flat Earth, blast off with Mad Dug and Anthony!
Fearless, independent, and unapologetic, our gonzo reporters serve up all the newstainment GWU! need to know. From the Current Thing to Clown World—from Santa Cruz to Saint Petersburg—GWU! is breaking 100% of the narrative for you unlike any other so-called safe and effective sources of infotainment.
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