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Doreen Trudeau

THEY/THEM, perennial basement dweller, entirely remote dog walker and the Coconut Creek Florida holder for most Funko Pops ever inserted into a human anus at one time, Doreen takes an extremely serious approach to the Global COVID-19 Pandemic and current political affairs. Emotionally and mentally scarred by the events of Jan 6th, Doreen devotes much of their time to reporting on dangerous misinformation and fighting for LGBTQIAP+++ rights.

5 Vaccine Side Effects That Are Totally Fake News

In the wake of the brilliant and thought-provoking Atlantic article by Emily Oster declaring a “Pandemic Amnesty,” I felt compelled to dust the crumbs...

Making friends with any-boty that will listen

I just found out that all the friends I've made online for the past two years are bots. It's true. We called ourselves The...

A Nuclear War Would Destroy All Life On Earth – And Here’s Why That’s A Good Thing!

As tensions rise between Russia and the civilized world, the threat of nuclear Armageddon has never been closer. The Cold War is heating back...

A History Lesson in ‘Presentism’

Last evening during my nightly bedtime ritual (catching up on Reddit modmail, deciding what gender I would be tomorrow, kissing my Fauci love pillow...

Queen Elizabeth II Wanted Meghan to Succeed

The Queen of England is dead and her eldest son Charles has taken the throne as King. Um, blatant nepotism aside, can I just...