Eliza Fisher

Taylor Swift concert mysteriously forgettable: fans

With Taylor Swift’s Eras tour landing in Toronto and Vancouver for the next five weeks, doctors are warning parents about a new medical risk that could affect their teenage daughters called Swiftnesia. 

Dem Election Watch Party Turns into Horror Show

An emotional election ends with tears from some of the most delusional American voters after Trump sails to landslide victory.

Racist Emojis Are No Joke!

Taber was being disciplined for using yellow ‘thumbs up’ and ‘happy face’ emojis on the internal company chat. “They said that since I identified as caucasian, I should be using the lighter skin tone emoji, as the yellow had been flagged as insensitive.”

Trump Threatens to Imprison Political Enemies

Celebrities, politicians, and dissidents may be finding a new home behind bars once Donald Trump takes back his country!

Alex Jones Could Beat Justin Trudeau in next election: Poll 

New poll shows Infowars host Alex Jones more popular than Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau.