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Media Monkey

First time caller, long time listener this mischievous macaque writes with no fear and no favour, mockingly wagging his tail at the woke SJW elites who rule clown world. Like what you read: buymeacoffee.com/mediamonkeyink

13 ‘Deplorable, Hitlerian, Garbage’ celebrities for Trump GWU! can trust!

From Elon Musk to Roseanne Barr to Tony Hinchcliffe we’ve got the 13 Trump supporting celebrities who you should be listening to on election day!

Spot the Difference: Kamala Harris or McDonald’s Employee?

Trump was quick to quip, while slinging hash browns for the masses, he “worked at McDonalds for 15 minutes longer than Kamala did,” mocking Harris’ fake job credentials.

Why Celebrities who Endorse Kamala Harris can’t be trusted

What do Taylor Swift, Bono, George Clooney, and Julia Roberts all have in common? Spoiler alert they’re all voting for Kamala Harris. Here’s why GWU! can't trust them!!!

Quiz: How Woke Are You?

Are you ironing your Keffiyeh for the pro-Hamas rally later today? Maybe you uncomfortably applaud when another George Floyd statue is erected in the town square? Or, perhaps, you browse Russian-funded websites to find out the truth? The real answer to these questions is how woke are you.

How a liberal can get on the right side of history

Bite your tongue and admit that when people vote for a right of center party they are not NAZIs. They just want a government that spends less time worrying about pronouns, ‘systemic racism’ and climate change and more time worrying about things that are real. 
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Breaking the Narrative

Breaking the Narrative: Unvaxxxed Sperm Is the New Bitcoin! 🐵

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When a marketing rep in the adult film industry discovered the COVID vaccine was the reason she couldn’t get pregnant, the busty blue-eyed blonde knew she was screwed. Read the latest edition of Breaking the Narrative.

Breaking the Narrative: United We Stand, Unless We’re Tired

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Want to know how your freedom of speech is being censored by the Woke Left? Find out in Breaking the Narrative!!!

Breaking the Narrative: Spaced Out Indigenous Air Rage

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Want to know how students can occupy a non-political space and still graduate with honors? Find out in Breaking the Narrative!!!

Weird Week in Woke

Weird Week in Woke Digest: October 27–November 2

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Our Wokesperts™ are grimly reaping all the woke terrors and ready to prescribe you the secret to a long and happy life.

Weird Week in Woke Digest: September 15–21

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Our Wokesperts™ are grimly reaping all the woke terrors and ready to prescribe you the secret to a long and happy life.

Weird Week in Woke Digest: September 1–7

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Our Wokesperts™ are grimly reaping all the woke terrors and ready to prescribe you the secret to a long and happy life.

GWU! Podcast

Third Times a Trump

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Thanks to the mainstream media getting roasted, DJ Trump rose from the ashes  in an historic landslide election win. Join Mad Dug and Anthony as they were live on location to drink up all the libtard tears.

Haitian to Eat the Cats

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Is emotional support presidential running mate Uncle Tim Walz ready to perform gender-affirming surgery on the White Boys for Walz? Find out on the Get Woke Up! podcast with special guest @worthitorwoke

Trump Makes an Assassination Out of MAGA

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From the sleepy secret service fields of Butler, PA, to a SpaceX trip across flat Earth, blast off with Mad Dug and Anthony!
Fearless, independent, and unapologetic, our gonzo reporters serve up all the newstainment GWU! need to know. From the Current Thing to Clown World—from Santa Cruz to Saint Petersburg—GWU! is breaking 100% of the narrative for you unlike any other so-called safe and effective sources of infotainment.
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