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Jim Carrey Conspiracy Fact! – GWU News Tonight! 

GWU News Tonight! 03/10/2026 America's Number One Source of Newstainment, The GWU.net covers the Epstein files wacky TV and film pitch emails, Right-winger gals and simp men who can't score, and how GWU! can beat Indian Fatigue.

Tumbler Ridge Trans Teen Murdered by Mean Media

Reader worries about the trans victim in the Tumbler Ridge shooting. Karen and Kevin weigh in.

Land Back Olympics

From the heroes who brought you a cure for the Milano-Cortina virus, get ready to go downhill fast as wokelympic winner Anthony Anderson skeet-shoots Peak Trash in the face of did-not-qualify whiner Mad Dug. 

A Day In My life as a Somali Scamster

Rice and bananas are being served up in this insane but oddly appealing first person narrative of a Somali Learing Center owner.

WWWD: Did ICE Do That? 🥶

Will this ICE meltdown heat up or cool down America's immigration climate change? Our Wokesperts™ are taking the temperature of the issue and all the newstainment for this January 12th–18th edition of the Weird Week in Woke Digest.