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Toby P. Gelman

From his home in Moscow, Ohio, syndicated newspaper columnist, podcaster, father of six, husband to Greta, and author of the Johnny Jock PI series, Toby P. Gelman fights for truth, justice, and the American way. #1776!

Marc Maron Is Actually Pretty Funny… After All the TDS Drivel: Says Boomer

During a trip to Vermont, Toby P. Gelman finds himself at a Marc Maron comedy show, only to find they have more in common than they think.

Boomer Neil Young’s Tin Foil Tirade Is Out of Tune, Says Boomer

Fresh from his suspension on Blue Sky, Toby P. Gelman is ripping Neil Young a new one. Move back to Canada, you crazy Boomer!

Jihad Drift: From Boston to Mannheim

Fresh from his suspension on X, Toby P. Gelman is ripping the woke left mayor of Boston a new one. Will he still get a walk-on in Fast & Furious: Jihad Drift, though? 

Whitney Cummings Drops Truth Bomb on Times Square  

The hilarious and beautiful Whitney Cummings gave CNN viewers, and hosts Andy Cohen and Anderson Cooper, a roast to remember during the cable news channel’s live New Year’s Eve broadcast, writes Toby P. Gelman.

Dem Election Watch Party Turns into Horror Show

Dem election watch party turns into horror show: Sorority sisters across the country were in mourning after Orange Man crushed and crashed woke party.