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Toby P. Gelman

From his home in Moscow, Ohio, syndicated newspaper columnist, podcaster, father of six, husband to Greta, and author of the Johnny Jock PI series, Toby P. Gelman fights for truth, justice, and the American way. #1776!
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Jihad Drift: From Boston to Mannheim

Fresh from his suspension on X, Toby P. Gelman is ripping the woke left mayor of Boston a new one. Will he still get a walk-on in Fast & Furious: Jihad Drift, though? 

Whitney Cummings Drops Truth Bomb on Times Square  

The hilarious and beautiful Whitney Cummings gave CNN viewers, and hosts Andy Cohen and Anderson Cooper, a roast to remember during the cable news channel’s live New Year’s Eve broadcast, writes Toby P. Gelman.

Dem Election Watch Party Turns into Horror Show

Dem election watch party turns into horror show: Sorority sisters across the country were in mourning after Orange Man crushed and crashed woke party.

Hungry Haitian Illegals in Ohio Hating on Man’s Best Friend!

The Duane family of Springfield, Ohio, knew something was unusual when Gizmo, their family cat of 13 years, didn’t come home after midnight. 

Grab her by the pussy cat! Trump tames Kamala in presidential debate

6 takeaways on how Trump neutered Kommie Kamala and made the legacy media lose bigly!!!
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Breaking the Narrative

2024: The year GWU! broke the narrative!!!

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We captured the chaos of 2024 in both stunning images and award-winning graphics. Enjoy some of our best work of the year and be sure to subscribe for more woke madness exposed in 2025!!!

Breaking the Narrative: Unvaxxxed Sperm Is the New Bitcoin! 🐵

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When a marketing rep in the adult film industry discovered the COVID vaccine was the reason she couldn’t get pregnant, the busty blue-eyed blonde knew she was screwed. Read the latest edition of Breaking the Narrative.

Breaking the Narrative: United We Stand, Unless We’re Tired

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Want to know how your freedom of speech is being censored by the Woke Left? Find out in Breaking the Narrative!!!

Weird Week in Woke

Weird Week in Woke Digest: February 23–March 1 🔥

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The whole Trump-Zelenskyy meet cute feels like two billionaire actors who just really want to be recognized for their failed art careers. All this and more in the Weird Week in Woke Digest!

Weird Week in Woke Digest: February 9–15 🔥

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There was no shortage of lost love for the dad-bod billionaire owner of X, Elon Musk, this Valentine’s Day. All this and more in the Weird Week in Woke Digest.

Weird Week in Woke Digest: January 19–25 🔥

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The recent normalization of Donald Trump has seen Ana Kasparian and a motley gang of left wingers including; AOC, Mark Zuckerburg, and even The Rock become maga into MEGA! All this and more in the Weird Week in Woke Digest.

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Luigi Mangione’s Christmas Manicotti Manifesto Special

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Is that Italian stallion in the back of the police cruiser a cold-blooded assassin or just another pretty face from the CIA? We have the secret holiday recipe for truth, wit and Luigi Mangione’s Christmas Manicotti Manifesto.

Third Times a Trump

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Thanks to the mainstream media getting roasted, DJ Trump rose from the ashes  in an historic landslide election win. Join Mad Dug and Anthony as they were live on location to drink up all the libtard tears.

Haitian to Eat the Cats

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Is emotional support presidential running mate Uncle Tim Walz ready to perform gender-affirming surgery on the White Boys for Walz? Find out on the Get Woke Up! podcast with special guest @worthitorwoke
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