Toby P. Gelman

From his home in Moscow, Ohio, syndicated newspaper columnist, podcaster, father of six, husband to Greta, and author of the Johnny Jock PI series, Toby P. Gelman fights for truth, justice, and the American way. #1776!
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Get Your Rainbow Flavoured Sausage Out of My Ass, Says Boomer

I’m madder than a professional ball player being sent to the minors for boycotting stores that sexualize minors over the way the left are...

Chris Sky Will Be the Next Mayor of Toronto: Says Boomer

In 1988, after being fired from the third season as an uncredited writer on ALF, I moved to Toronto. At the time, they were...

CBC Choked on its Own BS: Says Boomer

The other day, I went to pay my $8 monthly Twitter subscription and learned that I had insufficient funds. I’m sure we’ve all been...

Why Is Everyone Calling Christine Anderson a Vile Racist? Asks Boomer

I'm madder than a sausage vendor with flaccid sauerkraut over the way the Canadian media and government are sticking it to my hero German...

It’s Time to Take Back Black-Only Nights with Boomer-Only Nights, Says Boomer

Love is in the air, friends! To make this Valentine’s Day special, I decided to take my beautiful Liberal voting wife to the community theatre....
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Breaking the Narrative: Spaced Out Indigenous Air Rage

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Want to know how students can occupy a non-political space and still graduate with honors? Find out in Breaking the Narrative!!!

Breaking the Narrative: Woke Mob Throws the Book at Librarian

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GWU! is turning the page on the 'in your face' style stories you won’t read anywhere else!

The Get Woke Up! February 2024 Newsletter

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GWU! finally made it to the end of the line of the Black History month psychological steam engine.
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Podcasts

Phoning in the World Economic Forum

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Jet lagged and fully indoctrinated after a week at...

Coast to Coast Conspiracy

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Mad Dug and Anthony are airborne and spreading novelist John C.A Manley’s dystopian love story, Much Ado About Corona on the latest Get Woke Up! Podcast.

Transvaccinated Novel Virus

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Mad Dug and Anthony are airborne and spreading novelist John C.A Manley’s dystopian love story, Much Ado About Corona on the latest Get Woke Up! Podcast.
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Weird Week

Weird Week in Woke Digest: May 4–11

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Whether it was the BLT+ crowd, mentally ill climate kooks, Indigenous conspiracy theorists, or pro-choice activists nobody understood much about Palestine.

Weird Week in Woke Digest: April 14–20

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Max Azzarello lit up some truths about how the world is a crypto-fascist dictatorship.

Weird Week in Woke Digest: April 1–6

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As the government asks you to look away from the solar eclipse sinking US dollar, our Wokeperts™ are revealing the truth.
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