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Breaking the Narrative: Unvaxxxed Sperm Is the New Bitcoin! šŸµ

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When a marketing rep in the adult film industry discovered theĀ COVID vaccineĀ was the reason she couldnā€™t get pregnant, the busty blue-eyed blonde knew she was screwed.

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