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CDC Teaches Propaganda in American Classrooms

The CDC’s K-12 educational materials, including the graphic novel Operation Outbreak, are under fire for promoting fear, compliance, and vaccination while ignoring holistic health. 

Mark an XOXO for Donald Trump with GWUs Valentine’s Day Cards

Say: ‘I Love you’, with a Donald Trump Valentine’s Day card: “It’s going to be the biggest Valentine's Day ever with these amazing cards. Believe me ladies, it’s going to be absolutely tremendously enormous.” - Donald J. Trump.

Bureaucrat Dems in panic mode over Trump/Musk Administrative State “Coup”

Elon Musk and Trump team up to dismantle the Deep State, sparking leftist meltdowns. A bold move to return power to the people! #Musk #Trump #DrainTheSwamp #AmericaFirst #FreeSpeech #Midterms2025

GWU! Guide to Late Night TV Comedy Snooze Fest

Tune in to the juiciest late-night TV scandals with GWU! From Jimmy Fallon’s cringe monologues to Stephen Colbert’s predictable satire. Dive into the drama of late-night hosts and their Trump obsessions!

Big Balls Goes Balls Deep on Deep State

Elon Musk’s ‘Doge Boys’ are shaking up the federal government! Led by teen prodigy ‘Big Balls,’ this squad of disruptors is taking on bureaucracy, leaking truths, and rewriting the rules.

Costco and Trader Joe’s customers crack up over egg shortage

As the avian flu devastates the poultry industry, egg shortages spark a cultural war. Left-wing liberals embrace tofu scrambles, while conservatives call it "un-American." With Costco and Trader Joe’s imposing egg limits, the debate over plant-based vs. traditional eggs cracks open.

EXCLUSIVE: NFL Rigged For Taylor Swift?

Insiders are whispering that the NFL, desperate for ratings and a splash of pop culture glamour, has conspired to hand the Chiefs their third Super Bowl win in five years!

White Dudes for Trump are Always Welcome at my Mexican Cantina!

A vulgar and racist online campaign by insane liberal women insisting Trump supporters are not welcome at Mexican and other ethnic restaurants, including Taco Bell, is going viral.

Evicting Trump from living rent free in your head

Millions of Americans on the left are now politically homeless since President Donald Trump had them “evicted from their minds,” says Sociology community college teacher Amber Tone.

13 Ways Drama Queen Trudeau Ruined Canada

How Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau ruined his country with self-absorbed, narcissistic wokeness.

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