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Conspiracy theory of Indigenous school mass murder is out of order!!! 

Retired Canadian judge calls residential school mass grave hoax a conspiracy theory being pushed by the media and Trudeau government.

Trudeau Bombs on Late Show with Stephen Colbert

Check da Facts! Did Stephen Colbert want to cancel Justin Trudeau?

NPC Game of Life GWU! Character Guide

GWU! decodes the Non-Player Character NPC bots of life. It’s like the Matrix but without the terrible sequels and more jokes.

Colonizer Clothing Line Settles Complex Issue of White Privilege, says White Chick

After drug addict George Floyd overdosed while robbing a Minnesota convenience store, Amber Parks knew she had to do something. 

Campus Cop Exposes Naked Truth about Gaza University Protests!

A lawsuit between the Palestine Liberation Circle occupiers and U of T Campus Security has one campus cop yelling false allegations! 

A GWU! (Student) Guide to Avoiding Gaza Protests  

Three brave university students lecture how to push back on their protesting peers intifada on education.

Elmo Canceled After Monster Meltdown on Live TV!

Larry David strangled Elmo on NBC's Today Show after the puppet advocated for mental health and vaccinations, sparking controversy.

Say: ‘I Love you’, with a Donald Trump Valentine’s Day Card

In the lead up to this Valentine’s Day, GWU! has reported on a disturbing uptick in on-line hate. And that hate is coming from the Left (surprise, surprise—ed). 

TV Networks panic to rush garbage woke shows to screens

The repercussions of the 148 day TV writers strike are now being felt by television and streaming networks. Insiders are telling GWU! that TV...

7 Anne of Green Gables Novels Going Woke!

With the news of the historic Anne of Green Gables tourist site in Prince Edward Island, Canada, going woke to satisfy the demands of...

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