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A MAGA Guide to keeping the peace over the holidays with a Harris voter  

Worried about what happens when a mask wearing vegan Dem shows up for the holidays? Our MAGA guide will help you get through every lefty pitfall from Gaza to the border.

A foodies guide to the hottest culturally appropriated joints in America 

After Simu Liu attempted to crush a small business for appropriation, GWU! uncovered many businesses that are appropriating ethnic delicacies and loving it!

Obituary: The Mainstream Media (1920–2024)

GWU! remembers and spits on the grave of the mainstream media which recently died a long, slow and deservedly painful death.

Trudeau shakes off terrorism while partying at Taylor Swift concert

Teenybopper Trudeau was caught shaking it off at a Taylor Swift concert while Montreal was being invaded by Hamas protestors.

Conspiracy theory of Indigenous school mass murder is out of order!!! 

Retired Canadian judge calls residential school mass grave hoax a conspiracy theory being pushed by the media and Trudeau government.

Trudeau Bombs on Late Show with Stephen Colbert

Check da Facts! Did Stephen Colbert want to cancel Justin Trudeau?

NPC Game of Life GWU! Character Guide

NPC game of life character guide: Decoding the 12 levels of non-player characters.

Colonizer Clothing Line Settles Complex Issue of White Privilege, says White Chick

Colonizer clothing: How do you solve hundreds of years of genocide and oppression? Buy a T-shirt!!!

Campus Cop Exposes Naked Truth about Gaza University Protests!

Sex, lies, videotape: Campus cop exposes the naked truth about Gaza University Protests!

A GWU! (Student) Guide to Avoiding Gaza Protests  

Three brave university students lecture how to push back on their protesting peers intifada on education.

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