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New Woke Fall TV Lineup Despite Writers Strike

As the Writers Guild of America enter their fourth month of a strike against the Alliance of Motion Picture and Television Producers, Hollyweird is...

He’ll Be Mocking You and The Eye of the Pfizer: Music Parody Artist The BoatRawker

GWU! recently discovered the BoatRawker's hilarious music parody videos that throw the overblown pandemic overboard. The songs are funny, poignant and rock’n. Staff reporter...

The Get Woke Up! April 2023 Newsletter

A Government-Funded Temper Tantrum! The Hangover Part III (they've already done three—ed), err, we mean IV was how April felt when Dylan Mulvaney, who GWU!, profiled last month,...

Without Will Smith: Will the Oscars Still be a Bitch Slapping Good Time?

As Bad Boy Will Smith gets ready for year 1 of his 10 year Academy Awards ban, can the Oscars deliver to millions the...

Students Win Mask Mandate Battle Against University

In a surprise, better late than never, late Valentine's Day gift wacky Wilfrid Laurier University has removed its mask mandate.  The Waterloo, Ontario, university made...

John Tory’s Decisions During Pandemic Must Now Be Questioned

After the shocking affair between John Tory and his much younger staffer Emily Hillstrom was revealed by GWU!, many are questioning other decisions the...

Students Against Mandates Fall In Love with Vaxentine’s Day Cards

A group of students fighting school mask mandates (yes, those are still a thing) are proving to be mandate heart breakers with their hilariously...

Top 10 Cringiest COVID-19 Vax-Scenes

The relentless, mindless and insane media push for vaccines is dying suddenly. But GWU! has decided (against our doctors advice) to keep the aging...

What’s Next For New Zealand PM Jacinda Ardern?

Bookies in New Zealand are taking odds on what green new pasture the globalist thoroughbred horse-faced Prime Minister of New Zealand Jacinda Ardern will...

7 Ways Progressives Are Trying To Save The Planet

Our planet is just twelve years away from dying or so the experts have been telling us for the past forty years. Does it...
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Breaking the Narrative: Unvaxxxed Sperm Is the New Bitcoin! 🐵

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When a marketing rep in the adult film industry discovered the COVID vaccine was the reason she couldn’t get pregnant, the busty blue-eyed blonde knew she was screwed. Read the latest edition of Breaking the Narrative.

Breaking the Narrative: United We Stand, Unless We’re Tired

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Weird Week in Woke Digest: October 27–November 2

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GWU! Podcast

Haitian to Eat the Cats

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Is emotional support presidential running mate Uncle Tim Walz ready to perform gender-affirming surgery on the White Boys for Walz? Find out on the Get Woke Up! podcast with special guest @worthitorwoke

Trump Makes an Assassination Out of MAGA

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From the sleepy secret service fields of Butler, PA, to a SpaceX trip across flat Earth, blast off with Mad Dug and Anthony!

Forecast for Bird Flu Is a Total Yolk!

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