2024 Election

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Quiet Quitting Is the New Normal

Quiet Quitting is loudly becoming the newest trend in offices across the country. The phrase, made famous by Chinese-run TikTok, is when a worker...

Covid Crazy Canadian Comic shop boots UK Tourists

Captain Bill Agnew loves masked comicbook characters, but this summer the British naval hero found himself fighting back against the villains of Strange Adventures—a...

Terry Fox Tells Covid-19 Mandates to Take 5!

Terry Fox, who famously ran across Canada in 1980 with the aid of a prosthetic leg to raise awareness for cancer, is shortlisted to...

Professor Amir Attaran Ain’t Going to be Teaching My Kids!

I’m more fired up than a cricket roasting over a Trudeau-style bug spit over the way the University of Pyongyang, formerly known as the...

Justin Trudeau Wishes Happy Fathers Day to … Fidel Castro !?!

Justin time for Fathers Day Woke Up! is delivering the news about Justin Trudeau's possible parentage. The long-running theory that Justin Trudeau is actually...

Woke Up! Wednesday

https://api.substack.com/feed/podcast/675349.rss Mad Dug and Anthony have removed their freedom muzzles and pity the fool who's worried about the next so-called BA variant. Get ready for...

Trudeau Loses. Truckers for Freedom Win!

The Trudeau government has surrendered to the horns of freedom. Months after the historic Freedom Convoy Protest against vaccine mandates began, the government has...

Trudeau’s Mass Graves Myth Comes to Life

After more than a year of virtue smoke signalling, Justin Trudeau's woke Liberal cabinet have failed to present clear evidence of human remains in...

Top 5 NBA Cry Babies – Playoff Edition! 

In the sports world there is nothing more satisfying than seeing a grown man having a full-on temper tantrum on the playing field. We’ve...

5 “Craziest” COVID-19 Twitter Doctors

Doctors on Twitter have isolated the scientific fact that education doesn’t equal intellect online. From obscurity to internet fame in just two years our...

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