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Professor Amir Attaran Ain’t Going to be Teaching My Kids!

I’m more fired up than a cricket roasting over a Trudeau-style bug spit over the way the University of Pyongyang, formerly known as the...

Justin Trudeau Wishes Happy Fathers Day to … Fidel Castro !?!

Justin time for Fathers Day Woke Up! is delivering the news about Justin Trudeau's possible parentage. The long-running theory that Justin Trudeau is actually...

Woke Up! Wednesday

https://api.substack.com/feed/podcast/675349.rss Mad Dug and Anthony have removed their freedom muzzles and pity the fool who's worried about the next so-called BA variant. Get ready for...

Trudeau Loses. Truckers for Freedom Win!

The Trudeau government has surrendered to the horns of freedom. Months after the historic Freedom Convoy Protest against vaccine mandates began, the government has...

Trudeau’s Mass Graves Myth Comes to Life

After more than a year of virtue smoke signalling, Justin Trudeau's woke Liberal cabinet have failed to present clear evidence of human remains in...

Top 5 NBA Cry Babies – Playoff Edition! 

In the sports world there is nothing more satisfying than seeing a grown man having a full-on temper tantrum on the playing field. We’ve...

5 “Craziest” COVID-19 Twitter Doctors

Doctors on Twitter have isolated the scientific fact that education doesn’t equal intellect online. From obscurity to internet fame in just two years our...

Bob Moran’s Freedom Cartoons Get Woke Up

Political cartoonist Bob Moran’s satirical illustrations may be among the most circulated and censored freedom art in the world. You’ve likely seen his controversial...

Light Haul for Ottawa Anti-Freedom Protestors 

The MacBook surfing, latte sipping, government sapping residents of Ottawa have done it! As first reported by Woke Up! in February 2022, the ‘Anti-Protest...

Canada’s 10 Most Hated Politicians (1-5)

Public trust of politicians in Canada is at an all-time low according to a recent Twitter survey. After years of gas lighting the public...
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Breaking the Narrative: Unvaxxxed Sperm Is the New Bitcoin! 🐵

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When a marketing rep in the adult film industry discovered the COVID vaccine was the reason she couldn’t get pregnant, the busty blue-eyed blonde knew she was screwed. Read the latest edition of Breaking the Narrative.

Breaking the Narrative: United We Stand, Unless We’re Tired

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Weird Week in Woke Digest: January 5–11 🔥

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DEI is under fire once more after reliable sources on the ground in Los Angeles have revealed that the out-of-control wildfires are not a result of so-called “Climate Change,” as the mainstream media would have you believe. All this and more in the Weird Week in Woke Digest.

Weird Week in Woke Digest: December 15–21

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Pardon me, folks, but Joe Biden is dispensing pardons like Epstein poured soft serve ice cream on Pinocchio Island. All this and more in the Weird Week in Woke Digest.

Weird Week in Woke Digest: December 1–7

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Foul balls: Riley Gaines praised the latest team to forfeit a volleyball game against San Jose State’s Blaire Fleming—the only male on the all-women’s team. All this and more in the Weird Week in Woke Digest.

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Luigi Mangione’s Christmas Manicotti Manifesto Special

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Is that Italian stallion in the back of the police cruiser a cold-blooded assassin or just another pretty face from the CIA? We have the secret holiday recipe for truth, wit and Luigi Mangione’s Christmas Manicotti Manifesto.

Third Times a Trump

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Thanks to the mainstream media getting roasted, DJ Trump rose from the ashes  in an historic landslide election win. Join Mad Dug and Anthony as they were live on location to drink up all the libtard tears.

Haitian to Eat the Cats

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Is emotional support presidential running mate Uncle Tim Walz ready to perform gender-affirming surgery on the White Boys for Walz? Find out on the Get Woke Up! podcast with special guest @worthitorwoke
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