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5 Hot Luigi Mangione conspiracy theories 

Former CIA operative Willis Coleman cooks up the online theories around Hot Luigi Mangione.

Luigi Mangione’s Christmas Manicotti Manifesto Special

Is that Italian stallion in the back of the police cruiser a cold-blooded assassin or just another pretty face from the CIA? We have the secret holiday recipe for truth, wit and Luigi Mangione’s Christmas Manicotti Manifesto.

Trouble in paradise: Soyboy Trudeau forced to choose between Freeland and Joly

Canadian Finance Minister Chrystia Freeland gets dumped by man-boy PM Justin Trudeau in favor of younger blonde sycophant.

Top Secret US Invasion Plans Of Canada Leaked

How the US may invade Canada documents leaked as trade war evolves into talk of occupation.

US General: invasion of Canada is a “likely scenario”

US General T.B. Gentes echoes Trump’s belief that Canada could become the 51st US state in the very near future.

LGBTQ gang commits state-sanctioned shakedown of mayor

Small town Canadian mayor has bank account garnished for not paying the LGBTQ mafia.

Weird Week in Woke Digest: December 1–7

Foul balls: Riley Gaines praised the latest team to forfeit a volleyball game against San Jose State’s Blaire Fleming—the only male on the all-women’s team. All this and more in the Weird Week in Woke Digest.

A foodies guide to the hottest culturally appropriated joints in America 

After Simu Liu attempted to crush a small business for appropriation, GWU! uncovered many businesses that are appropriating ethnic delicacies and loving it!

Joe Biden’s insane last-minute preemptive pardon list

Outgoing President Joe Biden’s pardon of his son Hunter has left Washington insiders speculating if sleepy Joe Biden has finally slid off his rocker.

A MAGA Guide to keeping the peace over the holidays with a Harris voter  

Worried about what happens when a mask wearing vegan Dem shows up for the holidays? Our MAGA guide will help you get through every lefty pitfall from Gaza to the border.

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