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Boomer Neil Young’s Tin Foil Tirade Is Out of Tune, Says Boomer

Fresh from his suspension on Blue Sky, Toby P. Gelman is ripping Neil Young a new one. Move back to Canada, you crazy Boomer!

WWWD: Destroying Teslas With Their ’Elbows Up 🔥

The whole “Trade War” is so cringe, particularly because the actual cause of this situation is 10 years of dictator Trudeau. During his reign, soy boy Trudeau spent more time bending over fake indigenous graves than building up the Canadian economy. All this and more in the Weird Week in Woke Digest.

Elon Musk’s Tesla Derangement Syndrome

Torched Teslas, AOC's sweet confession, Trump Bingo. The two wildest and wackiest DJs on the information highway key in an electric cure for the newest social media virus, Tesla Derangement Syndrome.

Chopping Through Tavistock’s House of Horrors

Canadian PM Mark Carney, Hollywood celebs, and even elected Democrats have sent their children to the gender-affirming “care center” Tavistock. Only GWU! will take you inside this House of Horrors!!!!

Divisive New Disney Snow White Remake Separates American Families

Woke Snow White reboot putting red families to sleep while stirring up blue families.

Deport Trump! Demands American girlfriend of Honduran criminal sent packing

Reader worries after Trump deports her criminal boyfriend back to Honduras. Will she ever find love again? Karen and Kevin weigh in.

Will Disclosure of Aliens in 2027 Spell ‘the End of the World?’

2027 UFO disclosure may reveal shocking truths, elite bunkers, and global chaos. CIA insiders hint at paradigm shift. #WakeUp #2027 #UFOs

TikTok’s 15-Minute Trend Reclaims Airline Travel Freedom

In a world of endless airport rules some young women are flipping the script by embracing the “15-minute rule,” arriving just before their flight. “It’s about freedom, not waiting,” defying critics, TSA, and Homeland Security alike. “I’m no sheep!”

Are Babies being forced to reveal ‘sexual orientation’ and gender to state authorities?

Parents are being told to pick their new born babies gender and pronouns at New Jersey hospitals under bizarre new state law.

Irish Punch Drunk Mad Over Rosie O’Donnell’s Fake Refugee Claim

Refugee Rosie O’Donnell’s move to the Emerald Isle sparks outrage among anti-immigration activists: “We’re tired of refugees invading our country!”

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