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King Carney’s Can Con

Put away your history books and cancel your daily newspaper delivery, as international artist Mat Brown paints the Get Woke Up! podcast a chilling picture of a never-ending dumpster fire formally known as Canada.

American Catholics Confess: New Pope Can Go to Hell!!!

MAGA Catholics breathing smoke as Chicago-born Pope embraces globalism, open borders & leftist agendas—betraying Trump’s America First doctrine. Everyday faithful vow to defend tradition against Vatican’s woke revolt.

Quiz: Are You Living in a Fascist State?

Amid political turmoil and social instability, many Americans are wondering if the true state of the nation is actually a fascist state. Take the GWU! Quiz to find out where you stand!!!

Marc Maron Is Actually Pretty Funny… After All the TDS Drivel: Says Boomer

During a trip to Vermont, Toby P. Gelman finds himself at a Marc Maron comedy show, only to find they have more in common than they think.

American Families Rescuing Victims of Canada’s Radical Leftist Agenda

Canadians flee Trudeau’s woke dystopia as Carney’s regime imposes censorship, crippling taxes, and DEI madness. Heroic red-state families offer refuge—deprogramming refugees with BBQ, freedom, and the Second Amendment.

WWWD: Canada Votes: Liberal Apocalypse … or Conservative Revolution? 🇨🇦

With the long-awaited Canadian election to take place Monday, April 28, the answer couldn’t be clearer. The country needs a change. Troublingly, polite Canadians still seem preoccupied with Donald Trump’s 51st state trolling. All this and more in the Weird Week in Woke Digest.

California Liberals Spend to Smash Cybertrucks in So-Called ‘Safe Space’

Berkeley’s wokest ‘rage room’ charges liberals $50 to smash Trump effigies—because nothing cures TDS like a sledgehammer and a Cybertruck part. GWU! investigates the lucrative business of monetizing liberal meltdowns.

Did All-Female ‘Astronaut’ Celebs Really Go to Space?

GWU exposes Blue Origin's "all-female spaceflight" as a Bezos-backed Hollywood hoax—flatter than Earth, faker than Katy Perry’s acting, with green-screen "astronauts" cashing checks, and filling DEI quotas.

De-banked: Canadian Dissident has bank account frozen by Government

PPC election candidate Meghan Murphy facing government persecution and a frozen bank account over her anti-woke Liberal Party dissent.

Leaked: 7 Insane Tariffs Democrats Actually Want!!!

Whistleblower blows up on Democrat Signal chat that has everyone talking!

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