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What the Tweak Is Wrong with Twitchy Chrystia Freeland?

Chrystia Freeland's political future is shaky, but so is her health, states a Montreal doctor who is snitching on "Freeland’s twitching."

How to Spot a Dual Income No Kids Couple: A GWU! DINK Guide

Clout chasing young couples on social media have rebooted the 1980s trend of being a DINK: Dual Income, No Kids.

Why A Tinfoil Hat Won’t Keep You Safe from EMF Cancer

Online conference exposes the dangers of EMF waves in cellphones, wi-fi and Bluetooth technology.

Weird Week in Woke Digest: April 1–6

As the government asks you to look away from the solar eclipse sinking US dollar, our Wokeperts™ are revealing the truth.

JK Rowling Breaks the Spell of Scottish Governments Transgender Fantasy Law

Author JK Rowling has transgender wand duel with Scottish law and wins.

13 Reasons You Can’t Believe the Lies or Your Eyes on the Solar Eclipse

Holy Jesus! The planets are aligning: The rare phenomenon of 4 planets lining up had both Christians and Jews wondering if Jesus or the (real?) Messiah would choose April 8 to return to rule the Earth.

Hi-Rez The Rapper Does Extreme Truth Fact Check on America

Safe and Effective uncensored interview with musical truth extremist Hi-Rez.
Volume 2 - Issue 7

Breaking the Narrative: Woke Mob Throws the Book at Librarian

GWU! is turning the page on the 'in your face' style stories you won’t read anywhere else!

PizzaPizzagate Turns Up the Heat on Karen and Kevin

When a Pizza delivery man refused to give change, the customer called him out, but who went too far?

I Don’t Feel Bad About Questioning Kate’s Cancer Diagnosis, Says Boomer

There was something off about The Deepfake Kate Video. Was it the background, the outfit, or the disappearing ring?
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Breaking the Narrative

2024: The year GWU! broke the narrative!!!

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We captured the chaos of 2024 in both stunning images and award-winning graphics. Enjoy some of our best work of the year and be sure to subscribe for more woke madness exposed in 2025!!!

Breaking the Narrative: Unvaxxxed Sperm Is the New Bitcoin! 🐵

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When a marketing rep in the adult film industry discovered the COVID vaccine was the reason she couldn’t get pregnant, the busty blue-eyed blonde knew she was screwed. Read the latest edition of Breaking the Narrative.

Breaking the Narrative: United We Stand, Unless We’re Tired

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Want to know how your freedom of speech is being censored by the Woke Left? Find out in Breaking the Narrative!!!

Weird Week in Woke

Weird Week in Woke Digest: January 5–11 🔥

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DEI is under fire once more after reliable sources on the ground in Los Angeles have revealed that the out-of-control wildfires are not a result of so-called “Climate Change,” as the mainstream media would have you believe. All this and more in the Weird Week in Woke Digest.

Weird Week in Woke Digest: December 15–21

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Pardon me, folks, but Joe Biden is dispensing pardons like Epstein poured soft serve ice cream on Pinocchio Island. All this and more in the Weird Week in Woke Digest.

Weird Week in Woke Digest: December 1–7

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Foul balls: Riley Gaines praised the latest team to forfeit a volleyball game against San Jose State’s Blaire Fleming—the only male on the all-women’s team. All this and more in the Weird Week in Woke Digest.

GWU! Podcast

Luigi Mangione’s Christmas Manicotti Manifesto Special

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Is that Italian stallion in the back of the police cruiser a cold-blooded assassin or just another pretty face from the CIA? We have the secret holiday recipe for truth, wit and Luigi Mangione’s Christmas Manicotti Manifesto.

Third Times a Trump

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Thanks to the mainstream media getting roasted, DJ Trump rose from the ashes  in an historic landslide election win. Join Mad Dug and Anthony as they were live on location to drink up all the libtard tears.

Haitian to Eat the Cats

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Is emotional support presidential running mate Uncle Tim Walz ready to perform gender-affirming surgery on the White Boys for Walz? Find out on the Get Woke Up! podcast with special guest @worthitorwoke
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