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Racist Emojis Are No Joke!

Taber was being disciplined for using yellow ‘thumbs up’ and ‘happy face’ emojis on the internal company chat. “They said that since I identified as caucasian, I should be using the lighter skin tone emoji, as the yellow had been flagged as insensitive.”

Goldbacks aren’t just as good as gold —they’re better!!!

Gold infused bills offer a hedge against inflation and protection for your wealth. The revolutionary American product is now available in Canada through True Precious Metals.

How a liberal can get on the right side of history

Bite your tongue and admit that when people vote for a right of center party they are not NAZIs. They just want a government that spends less time worrying about pronouns, ‘systemic racism’ and climate change and more time worrying about things that are real. 

Trudeau Bombs on Late Show with Stephen Colbert

Check da Facts! Did Stephen Colbert want to cancel Justin Trudeau?

Weird Week in Woke Digest: September 15–21

Our Wokesperts™ are grimly reaping all the woke terrors and ready to prescribe you the secret to a long and happy life.
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Haitian to Eat the Cats

Is emotional support presidential running mate Uncle Tim Walz ready to perform gender-affirming surgery on the White Boys for Walz? Find out on the Get Woke Up! podcast with special guest @worthitorwoke

Hungry Haitian Illegals in Ohio Hating on Man’s Best Friend!

The Duane family of Springfield, Ohio, knew something was unusual when Gizmo, their family cat of 13 years, didn’t come home after midnight. 

How parents can keep their kids safe from DEI

Parents in California are passing on DEI and calling CRT a failure.

Grab her by the pussy cat! Trump tames Kamala in presidential debate

6 takeaways on how Trump neutered Kommie Kamala and made the legacy media lose bigly!!!

Husband and Sons Still Obsessing About Being White boys for Kamala

Voter worries her family will vote orange instead of black after becoming 'white boys' for Kamala.
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Weird Week in Woke Digest: October 27–November 2

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Weird Week in Woke Digest: September 15–21

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Haitian to Eat the Cats

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Is emotional support presidential running mate Uncle Tim Walz ready to perform gender-affirming surgery on the White Boys for Walz? Find out on the Get Woke Up! podcast with special guest @worthitorwoke

Trump Makes an Assassination Out of MAGA

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Forecast for Bird Flu Is a Total Yolk!

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