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Weird Week in Woke Digest: September 1–7

Our Wokesperts™ are grimly reaping all the woke terrors and ready to prescribe you the secret to a long and happy life.

Olympian Imane Khelif Threatens Lawsuit Over Misgendering Him

Olympic winner Imane Khelif transitions to whiner as he threatens legal action against anyone correctly identifying his gender.

Did Action Star Donald Trump Fire off a Staged Event?

Trump assassination attempt: Fake, Staged or the first America has at freedom?

Olympic Boxing Coach Confirms Imane Khelif Is a Dude!

An Olympic boxing coach has confirmed to GWU! that Algerian women’s boxing sensation Imane Khelif is a man!!!

Paris Olympics Are Punch Drunk Over DEI

Irish professor tells GWU! that biological man Imane Khelif should not be allowed to knock around innocent women. Shame on the Olympics!
Season 2 Episode 10

Trump Makes an Assassination Out of MAGA

From the sleepy secret service fields of Butler, PA, to a SpaceX trip across flat Earth, blast off with Mad Dug and Anthony!

Experts Agree: RFK Jr. Won the CNN Presidential Debate

While 50 million watched Joe slide a Biden on stage, the real Debate winner was RFK Jr. It’s time to Check da Facts!

NPC Game of Life GWU! Character Guide

GWU! decodes the Non-Player Character NPC bots of life. It’s like the Matrix but without the terrible sequels and more jokes.
Season 2 Episode 9

Forecast for Bird Flu Is a Total Yolk!

Summer’s here and the time is right for “Juneteenthing” on the beach! Join Mad Dug and Anthony Anderson as they discuss everything on the Internet!

Uncle Hack of Danger Cats Explains How to Cancel a Comic

The Danger Cats comedy troupe; Uncle Hack, Sam Walker and Brett Forte have been banned, canceled and smeared for their outrageous oil patch humor.
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When a marketing rep in the adult film industry discovered the COVID vaccine was the reason she couldn’t get pregnant, the busty blue-eyed blonde knew she was screwed. Read the latest edition of Breaking the Narrative.

Breaking the Narrative: United We Stand, Unless We’re Tired

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Weird Week in Woke

Weird Week in Woke Digest: October 27–November 2

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Our Wokesperts™ are grimly reaping all the woke terrors and ready to prescribe you the secret to a long and happy life.

Weird Week in Woke Digest: September 15–21

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Our Wokesperts™ are grimly reaping all the woke terrors and ready to prescribe you the secret to a long and happy life.

Weird Week in Woke Digest: September 1–7

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Our Wokesperts™ are grimly reaping all the woke terrors and ready to prescribe you the secret to a long and happy life.

GWU! Podcast

Haitian to Eat the Cats

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Is emotional support presidential running mate Uncle Tim Walz ready to perform gender-affirming surgery on the White Boys for Walz? Find out on the Get Woke Up! podcast with special guest @worthitorwoke

Trump Makes an Assassination Out of MAGA

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From the sleepy secret service fields of Butler, PA, to a SpaceX trip across flat Earth, blast off with Mad Dug and Anthony!

Forecast for Bird Flu Is a Total Yolk!

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Summer’s here and the time is right for “Juneteenthing” on the beach! Join Mad Dug and Anthony Anderson as they discuss everything on the Internet!
Fearless, independent, and unapologetic, our gonzo reporters serve up all the newstainment GWU! need to know. From the Current Thing to Clown World—from Santa Cruz to Saint Petersburg—GWU! is breaking 100% of the narrative for you unlike any other so-called safe and effective sources of infotainment.
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