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Jihad Drift: From Boston to Mannheim

Fresh from his suspension on X, Toby P. Gelman is ripping the woke left mayor of Boston a new one. Will he still get a walk-on in Fast & Furious: Jihad Drift, though? 

Oprah and Whoopi’s Oscar Ego-Off Chews the Scenery

Was Oprah and Whoopi’s “tense” moment while honoring Quincy Jones less about celebrating a legend and more about celebrating themselves? I’m Clammy J. Byner,...

Weird Week in Woke Digest: February 23–March 1 🔥

The whole Trump-Zelenskyy meet cute feels like two billionaire actors who just really want to be recognized for their failed art careers. All this and more in the Weird Week in Woke Digest!

Let’s Play Oscar BINGO!

Chaos reigns as Anora and The Brutalist vie for glory. Will Timothée Chalamet triumph? Play GWU! Oscar Bingo for cringe speeches and wild surprises!

President Trump Cancels Toronto Pride

Trump's DEI policies, corporate sponsor withdrawals, financial crisis, Pride Toronto cuts, local artists, $300,000 shortfall, political pressure, community refocus, government bailout, LGBTQ+ celebration. #PrideTorontoCrisis #DEIUnderFire #CorporateSponsorExit #BackToPrideRoots

Women Lying About Vaccine Status to Win Over Based Bros.

Sandra & Debbie, vaccinated and single, lie about their vax status to date anti-vax men. Women like them are boosting dating sites like Unjected, with serious side effects!!!

Fed Employee Email Responses to DOGE Boss Elon Musk: Leaked

Federal employees fumed as Elon Musk demanded they detail their daily tasks—and the results were shocking! From coffee break debates to paperclip mysteries, GWU! exposes all the absurdity.

Doctor Who Battles Cancellation as Villainous ‘Agenda’ Alienates Fans 

Doctor Who faces cancellation as woke storylines alienate fans, causing ratings to plummet. Critics blame gender politics, preachy tone, and poor leadership for the show’s decline. 

Joy Reid’s Racism and Radicalism Finally Catch Up to Her

Joy Reid’s MSNBC exit has critics cheering: ‘Nothing of value was lost!’ From ‘church girl’ to cable news casualty, Reid’s far-left flameout proves even progressives can get canceled. 🎤⬇️

Hooters Going Tits Up!

Hooters, the iconic chain famed for chicken wings, jugs of beer, and scantily clad waitresses, is filing for bankruptcy. Rising costs and shifting cultural attitudes have led to the downfall of this All-American "breastaurant" empire.

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