Our Wokesperts™ are grimly reaping all the woke terrors and ready to prescribe you the secret to a long and happy life.

13 deplorable, Hitlerian, garage celebrities for Trump that GWU! can trust: From hit TV shows to top albums to championship teams these are the folks you should be watching and listening to on Election Day!!!

Retired Canadian judge calls residential school mass grave hoax a conspiracy theory being pushed by the media and Trudeau government.

A small bubble tea business is trying to stay afloat after C-list actor Simu Liu accused the company of cultural appropriation. Whatever the hell that is!

Trump was quick to quip, while slinging hash browns for the masses, he “worked at McDonalds for 15 minutes longer than Kamala did,” mocking Harris’ fake job credentials.

What do Taylor Swift, Bono, George Clooney, and Julia Roberts all have in common? Spoiler alert they’re all voting for Kamala Harris. Here’s why GWU! can't trust them!!!

Are you ironing your Keffiyeh for the pro-Hamas rally later today? Maybe you uncomfortably applaud when another George Floyd statue is erected in the town square? Or, perhaps, you browse Russian-funded websites to find out the truth? The real answer to these questions is how woke are you.

“I’ve been embedded in the Gaza university occupation warcamps, posed as a gender-affirming surgeon in Tavistock, England, and even successfully applied for MAID by faking long COVID, but nothing could prepare me for the horror of working in this disgraceful Canadian food institution!” Johnny Jock goes undercover as an international student working at Tim Hortons.

When a marketing rep in the adult film industry discovered the COVID vaccine was the reason she couldn’t get pregnant, the busty blue-eyed blonde knew she was screwed. Read the latest edition of Breaking the Narrative.

Unvaxxed sperm is the new bitcoin gushes freedom loving lass: Why single vaxxed females seeking Pure Blood men were going for broke in 2024.