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The Great Egg Heist: Who Hatched The Plot to Destroy America?

In the wake of the Great Egg Heist, America is left wondering: who’s behind the scramble? With egg prices soaring and thefts on the rise, conspiracy theories are cracking open a new layer of chaos. Are liberals stealing eggs to tank the economy and blame Trump?

Bureaucrat Dems in panic mode over Trump/Musk Administrative State “Coup”

Elon Musk and Trump team up to dismantle the Deep State, sparking leftist meltdowns. A bold move to return power to the people! #Musk #Trump #DrainTheSwamp #AmericaFirst #FreeSpeech #Midterms2025

GWU! Guide to Late Night TV Comedy Snooze Fest

Tune in to the juiciest late-night TV scandals with GWU! From Jimmy Fallon’s cringe monologues to Stephen Colbert’s predictable satire. Dive into the drama of late-night hosts and their Trump obsessions!

Big Balls Goes Balls Deep on Deep State

Elon Musk’s ‘Doge Boys’ are shaking up the federal government! Led by teen prodigy ‘Big Balls,’ this squad of disruptors is taking on bureaucracy, leaking truths, and rewriting the rules.

Super Bowl Showdown Explodes Into Full-blown Rap War!

Kendrick Lamar’s explosive Super Bowl halftime show dissed Drake, performing “Not Like Us.” Drake clapped back with Instagram flexes and a lawsuit against Universal Music Group. The rap war heats up as celebrities and brands take sides

Costco and Trader Joe’s customers crack up over egg shortage

As the avian flu devastates the poultry industry, egg shortages spark a cultural war. Left-wing liberals embrace tofu scrambles, while conservatives call it "un-American." With Costco and Trader Joe’s imposing egg limits, the debate over plant-based vs. traditional eggs cracks open.

EXCLUSIVE: NFL Rigged For Taylor Swift?

Insiders are whispering that the NFL, desperate for ratings and a splash of pop culture glamour, has conspired to hand the Chiefs their third Super Bowl win in five years!

Trump “Spares” Prince Harry from Exile

President Donald Trump has vowed not to deport Prince Harry from the U.S., despite mounting pressure over the Duke of Sussex’s controversial visa records

Even More Whacked out USAID Spending Exposed

More money thrown on USAID's pyre of wasteful woke gets hosed by DOGE.

USAID can’t DOGE the insane spending dug up by Elon Musk

Bizarre and outrageously woke spending by federal government exposed by DOGE.

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