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Husband and Sons Still Obsessing About Being White boys for Kamala

Voter worries her family will vote orange instead of black after becoming 'white boys' for Kamala.

Weird Week in Woke Digest: September 1–7

Our Wokesperts™ are grimly reaping all the woke terrors and ready to prescribe you the secret to a long and happy life.

Olympian Imane Khelif Threatens Lawsuit Over Misgendering Him

Olympic winner Imane Khelif transitions to whiner as he threatens legal action against anyone correctly identifying his gender.

Did Action Star Donald Trump Fire off a Staged Event?

Trump assassination attempt: Fake, Staged or the first America has at freedom?

Olympic Boxing Coach Confirms Imane Khelif Is a Dude!

Women’s boxing transformed: Olympic boxing coach confirms Imane Khellif is a dude.

Paris Olympics Are Punch Drunk Over DEI

Irish professor tells GWU! that biological man Imane Khelif should not be allowed to knock around innocent women. Shame on the Olympics!
Season 2 Episode 10

Trump Makes an Assassination Out of MAGA

From the sleepy secret service fields of Butler, PA, to a SpaceX trip across flat Earth, blast off with Mad Dug and Anthony!

Experts Agree: RFK Jr. Won the CNN Presidential Debate

While 50 million watched Joe slide a Biden on stage, the real Debate winner was RFK Jr. It’s time to Check da Facts!

NPC Game of Life GWU! Character Guide

NPC game of life character guide: Decoding the 12 levels of non-player characters.
Season 2 Episode 9

Forecast for Bird Flu Is a Total Yolk!

Summer’s here and the time is right for “Juneteenthing” on the beach! Join Mad Dug and Anthony Anderson as they discuss everything on the Internet!
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2024: The year GWU! broke the narrative!!!

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We captured the chaos of 2024 in both stunning images and award-winning graphics. Enjoy some of our best work of the year and be sure to subscribe for more woke madness exposed in 2025!!!

Breaking the Narrative: Unvaxxxed Sperm Is the New Bitcoin! 🐵

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When a marketing rep in the adult film industry discovered the COVID vaccine was the reason she couldn’t get pregnant, the busty blue-eyed blonde knew she was screwed. Read the latest edition of Breaking the Narrative.

Breaking the Narrative: United We Stand, Unless We’re Tired

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Want to know how your freedom of speech is being censored by the Woke Left? Find out in Breaking the Narrative!!!

Weird Week in Woke

Weird Week in Woke Digest: January 5–11 🔥

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DEI is under fire once more after reliable sources on the ground in Los Angeles have revealed that the out-of-control wildfires are not a result of so-called “Climate Change,” as the mainstream media would have you believe. All this and more in the Weird Week in Woke Digest.

Weird Week in Woke Digest: December 15–21

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Pardon me, folks, but Joe Biden is dispensing pardons like Epstein poured soft serve ice cream on Pinocchio Island. All this and more in the Weird Week in Woke Digest.

Weird Week in Woke Digest: December 1–7

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Foul balls: Riley Gaines praised the latest team to forfeit a volleyball game against San Jose State’s Blaire Fleming—the only male on the all-women’s team. All this and more in the Weird Week in Woke Digest.

GWU! Podcast

Luigi Mangione’s Christmas Manicotti Manifesto Special

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Is that Italian stallion in the back of the police cruiser a cold-blooded assassin or just another pretty face from the CIA? We have the secret holiday recipe for truth, wit and Luigi Mangione’s Christmas Manicotti Manifesto.

Third Times a Trump

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Thanks to the mainstream media getting roasted, DJ Trump rose from the ashes  in an historic landslide election win. Join Mad Dug and Anthony as they were live on location to drink up all the libtard tears.

Haitian to Eat the Cats

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Is emotional support presidential running mate Uncle Tim Walz ready to perform gender-affirming surgery on the White Boys for Walz? Find out on the Get Woke Up! podcast with special guest @worthitorwoke
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