Breaking The Narrative

Taylor Swift concert mysteriously forgettable: fans

With Taylor Swift’s Eras tour landing in Toronto and Vancouver for the next five weeks, doctors are warning parents about a new medical risk that could affect their teenage daughters called Swiftnesia. 

Dem Election Watch Party Turns into Horror Show

An emotional election ends with tears from some of the most delusional American voters after Trump sails to landslide victory.

13 ‘Deplorable, Hitlerian, Garbage’ celebrities for Trump GWU! can trust!

From Elon Musk to Roseanne Barr to Tony Hinchcliffe we’ve got the 13 Trump supporting celebrities who you should be listening to on election day!

Conspiracy theory of Indigenous school mass murder is out of order!!! 

Retired Canadian judge calls residential school mass grave hoax a conspiracy theory being pushed by the media and Trudeau government.

Simu Liu’s unhinged boba tea meltdown sinks small business

A small bubble tea business is trying to stay afloat after C-list actor Simu Liu accused the company of cultural appropriation. Whatever the hell that is!

Spot the Difference: Kamala Harris or McDonald’s Employee?

Trump was quick to quip, while slinging hash browns for the masses, he “worked at McDonalds for 15 minutes longer than Kamala did,” mocking Harris’ fake job credentials.

Why Celebrities who Endorse Kamala Harris can’t be trusted

What do Taylor Swift, Bono, George Clooney, and Julia Roberts all have in common? Spoiler alert they’re all voting for Kamala Harris. Here’s why GWU! can't trust them!!!

Quiz: How Woke Are You?

Are you ironing your Keffiyeh for the pro-Hamas rally later today? Maybe you uncomfortably applaud when another George Floyd statue is erected in the town square? Or, perhaps, you browse Russian-funded websites to find out the truth? The real answer to these questions is how woke are you.

Tim Hortons Dirty International Student Secret

“I’ve been embedded in the Gaza university occupation warcamps, posed as a gender-affirming surgeon in Tavistock, England, and even successfully applied for MAID by faking long COVID, but nothing could prepare me for the horror of working in this disgraceful Canadian food institution!” Johnny Jock goes undercover as an international student working at Tim Hortons.

‘Unvaxxxed sperm is the new Bitcoin’ gushes Freedom loving Lass!!!

Is unvaccinated sperm the new Bitcoin? For one woman in the adult entertainment business the answer is: Yes, Yes, Yes!

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