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Jihad Drift: From Boston to Mannheim

Fresh from his suspension on X, Toby P. Gelman is ripping the woke left mayor of Boston a new one. Will he still get a walk-on in Fast & Furious: Jihad Drift, though? 

Let’s Play Oscar BINGO!

Chaos reigns as Anora and The Brutalist vie for glory. Will Timothée Chalamet triumph? Play GWU! Oscar Bingo for cringe speeches and wild surprises!

President Trump Cancels Toronto Pride

Trump's DEI policies, corporate sponsor withdrawals, financial crisis, Pride Toronto cuts, local artists, $300,000 shortfall, political pressure, community refocus, government bailout, LGBTQ+ celebration. #PrideTorontoCrisis #DEIUnderFire #CorporateSponsorExit #BackToPrideRoots

Women Lying About Vaccine Status to Win Over Based Bros.

Sandra & Debbie, vaccinated and single, lie about their vax status to date anti-vax men. Women like them are boosting dating sites like Unjected, with serious side effects!!!

Fed Employee Email Responses to DOGE Boss Elon Musk: Leaked

Federal employees fumed as Elon Musk demanded they detail their daily tasks—and the results were shocking! From coffee break debates to paperclip mysteries, GWU! exposes all the absurdity.

Joy Reid’s Racism and Radicalism Finally Catch Up to Her

Joy Reid’s MSNBC exit has critics cheering: ‘Nothing of value was lost!’ From ‘church girl’ to cable news casualty, Reid’s far-left flameout proves even progressives can get canceled. 🎤⬇️

Hooters Going Tits Up!

Hooters, the iconic chain famed for chicken wings, jugs of beer, and scantily clad waitresses, is filing for bankruptcy. Rising costs and shifting cultural attitudes have led to the downfall of this All-American "breastaurant" empire.

Delta’s Squeaky Wheel Lands the Plane Truth on DEI Hires

A former Delta pilot says that he warned Delta Airlines that their DEI initiatives would crash and burn. And that’s exactly what many industry experts are saying happened in Toronto.

DEI Books Taken Out of Washington Free Libraries

John Carter, a local small business owner and Trump faithful, was shocked to discover multiple copies of books promoting Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion (DEI) initiatives in the Little Free Libraries near his Ballard, WA, home.

Worcester Goes Woke: Politicians Declare City ‘Trans Sanctuary’

Worcester declares itself a "trans sanctuary," barring out-of-state access to gender-transition data and defying federal policies. Critics call it a woke stunt, while supporters hail it as a stand for BLT+ rights.

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