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Newly Installed PM Mark Carney Orders Canadians to Attack “Elbows Up!”

So-called Prime Minister Mark Carney’s “Elbows Up!” war cry has Canadians channeling their inner Gordie Howe, while Americans are all like “Who the hell is Gordie Howe?” Plus Mike Myers elbows his way back into late-night "comedy."

Love Is Blind Gals Say “I Do” to Woke Mind Virus

Sara and Ben’s Love Is Blind romance crumbled over woke ideology, while Devin was left at the altar when Virginia fled over his family’s Trump support. Is love now a political battleground?

AOC’s “MAGA Maid” Dishes About Dem’s Dramatic Weight Gain

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez’s shocking weight gain revealed – her Trump-loving maid tells all about congresswoman’s feast of fat!

Disastrous new Captain America movie saves lives, thanks to empty theater

Captain America: Brave New World’s screening caused a ceiling collapse at Liberty Cinema, saving lives by being so boring only two attended.

Trudeau Calls Canadian Expats to Arms in Trade War Against America

Thousands of Canadian expats abandon U.S. homes, boycott American goods, and vow to stand with Trudeau in escalating trade battle—despite economists warning of dire consequences for Canada's economy.

Brewing Tariff Bitterness Spills into Canadian Cafes 

In a lame and predictable move that has captured the attention of coffee loving Canadian ‘patriot’ bandwagon jumpers, cafes in the northern socialist country...

Jihad Drift: From Boston to Mannheim

Fresh from his suspension on X, Toby P. Gelman is ripping the woke left mayor of Boston a new one. Will he still get a walk-on in Fast & Furious: Jihad Drift, though? 

Let’s Play Oscar BINGO!

Chaos reigns as Anora and The Brutalist vie for glory. Will Timothée Chalamet triumph? Play GWU! Oscar Bingo for cringe speeches and wild surprises!

President Trump Cancels Toronto Pride

Trump's DEI policies, corporate sponsor withdrawals, financial crisis, Pride Toronto cuts, local artists, $300,000 shortfall, political pressure, community refocus, government bailout, LGBTQ+ celebration. #PrideTorontoCrisis #DEIUnderFire #CorporateSponsorExit #BackToPrideRoots

Women Lying About Vaccine Status to Win Over Based Bros.

Sandra & Debbie, vaccinated and single, lie about their vax status to date anti-vax men. Women like them are boosting dating sites like Unjected, with serious side effects!!!
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2024: The year GWU! broke the narrative!!!

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Breaking the Narrative: Unvaxxxed Sperm Is the New Bitcoin! 🐵

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When a marketing rep in the adult film industry discovered the COVID vaccine was the reason she couldn’t get pregnant, the busty blue-eyed blonde knew she was screwed. Read the latest edition of Breaking the Narrative.

Breaking the Narrative: United We Stand, Unless We’re Tired

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Want to know how your freedom of speech is being censored by the Woke Left? Find out in Breaking the Narrative!!!

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WWWD: Destroying Teslas With Their ’Elbows Up 🔥

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The whole “Trade War” is so cringe, particularly because the actual cause of this situation is 10 years of dictator Trudeau. During his reign, soy boy Trudeau spent more time bending over fake indigenous graves than building up the Canadian economy. All this and more in the Weird Week in Woke Digest.

Weird Week in Woke Digest: February 23–March 1 🔥

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The whole Trump-Zelenskyy meet cute feels like two billionaire actors who just really want to be recognized for their failed art careers. All this and more in the Weird Week in Woke Digest!

Weird Week in Woke Digest: February 9–15 🔥

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There was no shortage of lost love for the dad-bod billionaire owner of X, Elon Musk, this Valentine’s Day. All this and more in the Weird Week in Woke Digest.

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Elon Musk’s Tesla Derangement Syndrome

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Torched Teslas, AOC's sweet confession, Trump Bingo. The two wildest and wackiest DJs on the information highway key in an electric cure for the newest social media virus, Tesla Derangement Syndrome.

Luigi Mangione’s Christmas Manicotti Manifesto Special

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Is that Italian stallion in the back of the police cruiser a cold-blooded assassin or just another pretty face from the CIA? We have the secret holiday recipe for truth, wit and Luigi Mangione’s Christmas Manicotti Manifesto.

Third Times a Trump

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Thanks to the mainstream media getting roasted, DJ Trump rose from the ashes  in an historic landslide election win. Join Mad Dug and Anthony as they were live on location to drink up all the libtard tears.
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