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Whitney Cummings Drops Truth Bomb on Times Square  

The hilarious and beautiful Whitney Cummings gave CNN viewers, and hosts Andy Cohen and Anderson Cooper, a roast to remember during the cable news channel’s live New Year’s Eve broadcast, writes Toby P. Gelman.

2024: The year GWU! broke the narrative!!!

We captured the chaos of 2024 in both stunning images and award-winning graphics. Enjoy some of our best work of the year and be sure to subscribe for more woke madness exposed in 2025!!!

5 Hot Luigi Mangione conspiracy theories 

Former CIA operative Willis Coleman cooks up the online theories around Hot Luigi Mangione.

A MAGA Guide to keeping the peace over the holidays with a Harris voter  

Worried about what happens when a mask wearing vegan Dem shows up for the holidays? Our MAGA guide will help you get through every lefty pitfall from Gaza to the border.

Trouble in paradise: Soyboy Trudeau forced to choose between Freeland and Joly

Canadian Finance Minister Chrystia Freeland gets dumped by man-boy PM Justin Trudeau in favor of younger blonde sycophant.

Top Secret US Invasion Plans Of Canada Leaked

US General: Invasion of Canada is a “likely scenario”: Canada is basically Cuba with snow, fires retired US General T.B. Gentes!!!

US General: invasion of Canada is a “likely scenario”

US General T.B. Gentes echoes Trump’s belief that Canada could become the 51st US state in the very near future.

A foodies guide to the hottest culturally appropriated joints in America 

After Simu Liu attempted to crush a small business for appropriation, GWU! uncovered many businesses that are appropriating ethnic delicacies and loving it!

Joe Biden’s insane last-minute preemptive pardon list

Joe Biden’s insane last-minute preemptive pardon list: I beg your pardon? Is Biden considering clemency for these criminals!?!

Taylor Swift concert mysteriously forgettable: fans

With Taylor Swift’s Eras tour landing in Toronto and Vancouver for the next five weeks, doctors are warning parents about a new medical risk that could affect their teenage daughters called Swiftnesia. 
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Breaking the Narrative

2024: The year GWU! broke the narrative!!!

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We captured the chaos of 2024 in both stunning images and award-winning graphics. Enjoy some of our best work of the year and be sure to subscribe for more woke madness exposed in 2025!!!

Breaking the Narrative: Unvaxxxed Sperm Is the New Bitcoin! 🐵

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When a marketing rep in the adult film industry discovered the COVID vaccine was the reason she couldn’t get pregnant, the busty blue-eyed blonde knew she was screwed. Read the latest edition of Breaking the Narrative.

Breaking the Narrative: United We Stand, Unless We’re Tired

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Want to know how your freedom of speech is being censored by the Woke Left? Find out in Breaking the Narrative!!!

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WWWD: Canada Votes: Liberal Apocalypse … or Conservative Revolution? 🇨🇦

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With the long-awaited Canadian election to take place Monday, April 28, the answer couldn’t be clearer. The country needs a change. Troublingly, polite Canadians still seem preoccupied with Donald Trump’s 51st state trolling. All this and more in the Weird Week in Woke Digest.

WWWD: Destroying Teslas With Their ’Elbows Up 🔥

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The whole “Trade War” is so cringe, particularly because the actual cause of this situation is 10 years of dictator Trudeau. During his reign, soy boy Trudeau spent more time bending over fake indigenous graves than building up the Canadian economy. All this and more in the Weird Week in Woke Digest.

Weird Week in Woke Digest: February 23–March 1 🔥

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The whole Trump-Zelenskyy meet cute feels like two billionaire actors who just really want to be recognized for their failed art careers. All this and more in the Weird Week in Woke Digest!

GWU! Podcast

King Carney’s Can Con

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Put away your history books and cancel your daily newspaper delivery, as international artist Mat Brown paints the Get Woke Up! podcast a chilling picture of a never-ending dumpster fire formally known as Canada.

Elon Musk’s Tesla Derangement Syndrome

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Torched Teslas, AOC's sweet confession, Trump Bingo. The two wildest and wackiest DJs on the information highway key in an electric cure for the newest social media virus, Tesla Derangement Syndrome.

Luigi Mangione’s Christmas Manicotti Manifesto Special

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Is that Italian stallion in the back of the police cruiser a cold-blooded assassin or just another pretty face from the CIA? We have the secret holiday recipe for truth, wit and Luigi Mangione’s Christmas Manicotti Manifesto.
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