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Hooters Going Tits Up!

Hooters, the iconic chain famed for chicken wings, jugs of beer, and scantily clad waitresses, is filing for bankruptcy. Rising costs and shifting cultural attitudes have led to the downfall of this All-American "breastaurant" empire.

Crummy Rainbow Bakery Fails As Wokeness Goes Stale

In a queer turn of events, Rainbow Delights Bakery, a once-thriving local Boston business known for its vibrant cakes and pastries, has announced its...

Delta’s Squeaky Wheel Lands the Plane Truth on DEI Hires

A former Delta pilot says that he warned Delta Airlines that their DEI initiatives would crash and burn. And that’s exactly what many industry experts are saying happened in Toronto.

Joe Biden’s Hollyweird Post Presidency Plans 

Find out what development deals Biden is rumored to be negotiating in order to continue his criminal grifting and propagandizing as the new king of all media with our speculating gossip columnist to the stars, Clammy J. Byner.  

DEI Books Taken Out of Washington Free Libraries

John Carter, a local small business owner and Trump faithful, was shocked to discover multiple copies of books promoting Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion (DEI) initiatives in the Little Free Libraries near his Ballard, WA, home.

Mark an XOXO for Donald Trump with GWUs Valentine’s Day Cards

Say: ‘I Love you’, with a Donald Trump Valentine’s Day card: “It’s going to be the biggest Valentine's Day ever with these amazing cards. Believe me ladies, it’s going to be absolutely tremendously enormous.” - Donald J. Trump.

Ex-President Biden Cashes-in with Hollywood Agent

Biden joins Hollywood’s CAA to cash in post-presidency amid scrutiny over family’s shady foreign deals and Ivy League paydays. #Biden #CAA #Hollywood #Scandal #BigMoney

The Great Egg Heist: Who Hatched The Plot to Destroy America?

In the wake of the Great Egg Heist, America is left wondering: who’s behind the scramble? With egg prices soaring and thefts on the rise, conspiracy theories are cracking open a new layer of chaos. Are liberals stealing eggs to tank the economy and blame Trump?

GWU! Guide to Late Night TV Comedy Snooze Fest

Tune in to the juiciest late-night TV scandals with GWU! From Jimmy Fallon’s cringe monologues to Stephen Colbert’s predictable satire. Dive into the drama of late-night hosts and their Trump obsessions!

Big Balls Goes Balls Deep on Deep State

Elon Musk’s ‘Doge Boys’ are shaking up the federal government! Led by teen prodigy ‘Big Balls,’ this squad of disruptors is taking on bureaucracy, leaking truths, and rewriting the rules.
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2024: The year GWU! broke the narrative!!!

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We captured the chaos of 2024 in both stunning images and award-winning graphics. Enjoy some of our best work of the year and be sure to subscribe for more woke madness exposed in 2025!!!

Breaking the Narrative: Unvaxxxed Sperm Is the New Bitcoin! 🐵

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When a marketing rep in the adult film industry discovered the COVID vaccine was the reason she couldn’t get pregnant, the busty blue-eyed blonde knew she was screwed. Read the latest edition of Breaking the Narrative.

Breaking the Narrative: United We Stand, Unless We’re Tired

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Want to know how your freedom of speech is being censored by the Woke Left? Find out in Breaking the Narrative!!!

Weird Week in Woke

Weird Week in Woke Digest: February 9–15 🔥

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There was no shortage of lost love for the dad-bod billionaire owner of X, Elon Musk, this Valentine’s Day. All this and more in the Weird Week in Woke Digest.

Weird Week in Woke Digest: January 19–25 🔥

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The recent normalization of Donald Trump has seen Ana Kasparian and a motley gang of left wingers including; AOC, Mark Zuckerburg, and even The Rock become maga into MEGA! All this and more in the Weird Week in Woke Digest.

Weird Week in Woke Digest: January 5–11 🔥

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DEI is under fire once more after reliable sources on the ground in Los Angeles have revealed that the out-of-control wildfires are not a result of so-called “Climate Change,” as the mainstream media would have you believe. All this and more in the Weird Week in Woke Digest.

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Luigi Mangione’s Christmas Manicotti Manifesto Special

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Is that Italian stallion in the back of the police cruiser a cold-blooded assassin or just another pretty face from the CIA? We have the secret holiday recipe for truth, wit and Luigi Mangione’s Christmas Manicotti Manifesto.

Third Times a Trump

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Thanks to the mainstream media getting roasted, DJ Trump rose from the ashes  in an historic landslide election win. Join Mad Dug and Anthony as they were live on location to drink up all the libtard tears.

Haitian to Eat the Cats

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Is emotional support presidential running mate Uncle Tim Walz ready to perform gender-affirming surgery on the White Boys for Walz? Find out on the Get Woke Up! podcast with special guest @worthitorwoke
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