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DEI is Dying: Corporate America not going back to divisive virtue signaling 

More and more DEI consultants are packing their bags after the election of Donald Trump and the creation of DOGE. 

Taylor Swift concert mysteriously forgettable: fans

With Taylor Swift’s Eras tour landing in Toronto and Vancouver for the next five weeks, doctors are warning parents about a new medical risk that could affect their teenage daughters called Swiftnesia. 

Dem Election Watch Party Turns into Horror Show

An emotional election ends with tears from some of the most delusional American voters after Trump sails to landslide victory.

13 ‘Deplorable, Hitlerian, Garbage’ celebrities for Trump GWU! can trust!

From Elon Musk to Roseanne Barr to Tony Hinchcliffe we’ve got the 13 Trump supporting celebrities who you should be listening to on election day!

Simu Liu’s unhinged boba tea meltdown sinks small business

A small bubble tea business is trying to stay afloat after C-list actor Simu Liu accused the company of cultural appropriation. Whatever the hell that is!

‘Unvaxxxed sperm is the new Bitcoin’ gushes Freedom loving Lass!!!

Is unvaccinated sperm the new Bitcoin? For one woman in the adult entertainment business the answer is: Yes, Yes, Yes!

Racist Emojis Are No Joke!

Taber was being disciplined for using yellow ‘thumbs up’ and ‘happy face’ emojis on the internal company chat. “They said that since I identified as caucasian, I should be using the lighter skin tone emoji, as the yellow had been flagged as insensitive.”

Trudeau Bombs on Late Show with Stephen Colbert

Check da Facts! Did Stephen Colbert want to cancel Justin Trudeau?

Olympic Boxing Coach Confirms Imane Khelif Is a Dude!

An Olympic boxing coach has confirmed to GWU! that Algerian women’s boxing sensation Imane Khelif is a man!!!

Paris Olympics Are Punch Drunk Over DEI

Irish professor tells GWU! that biological man Imane Khelif should not be allowed to knock around innocent women. Shame on the Olympics!

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