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How Wokesters Are Ruining Your Office Christmas Party

For Diversity, Inclusion and Equity (or DIE) ‘Elf’ consultants this holiday season is as busy as Santa’s workshop. But the gifts they're stuffing in...

Oprah’s Favorite Thing on her Christmas Wishlist is to sell out

Like the return of the seasonal 'plague' of COVID-19 Oprah’s Favorite Things is here. The former daytime television host and current Hawaii fire sale...

Trouble in paradise: Soyboy Trudeau forced to choose between Freeland and Joly

Canadian Finance Minister Chrystia Freeland gets dumped by man-boy PM Justin Trudeau in favor of younger blonde sycophant.

Top Secret US Invasion Plans Of Canada Leaked

How the US may invade Canada documents leaked as trade war evolves into talk of occupation.

US General: invasion of Canada is a “likely scenario”

US General T.B. Gentes echoes Trump’s belief that Canada could become the 51st US state in the very near future.

A foodies guide to the hottest culturally appropriated joints in America 

After Simu Liu attempted to crush a small business for appropriation, GWU! uncovered many businesses that are appropriating ethnic delicacies and loving it!

Joe Biden’s insane last-minute preemptive pardon list

Outgoing President Joe Biden’s pardon of his son Hunter has left Washington insiders speculating if sleepy Joe Biden has finally slid off his rocker.

DEI is Dying: Corporate America not going back to divisive virtue signaling 

More and more DEI consultants are packing their bags after the election of Donald Trump and the creation of DOGE. 

Taylor Swift concert mysteriously forgettable: fans

With Taylor Swift’s Eras tour landing in Toronto and Vancouver for the next five weeks, doctors are warning parents about a new medical risk that could affect their teenage daughters called Swiftnesia. 

Dem Election Watch Party Turns into Horror Show

An emotional election ends with tears from some of the most delusional American voters after Trump sails to landslide victory.

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