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Are Babies being forced to reveal ‘sexual orientation’ and gender to state authorities?

Parents are being told to pick their new born babies gender and pronouns at New Jersey hospitals under bizarre new state law.

Irish Punch Drunk Mad Over Rosie O’Donnell’s Fake Refugee Claim

Refugee Rosie O’Donnell’s move to the Emerald Isle sparks outrage among anti-immigration activists: “We’re tired of refugees invading our country!”

Tesla Derangement Syndrome Cases Surge

"Leftwing activists vandalize Teslas in misguided rage over Elon Musk’s Trump ties. Experts call it 'emotional reasoning gone wild,' undermining eco-conscious goals. Tesla backlash: self-sabotage or insanity?"

Newly Installed PM Mark Carney Orders Canadians to Attack “Elbows Up!”

So-called Prime Minister Mark Carney’s “Elbows Up!” war cry has Canadians channeling their inner Gordie Howe, while Americans are all like “Who the hell is Gordie Howe?” Plus Mike Myers elbows his way back into late-night "comedy."

Brewing Tariff Bitterness Spills into Canadian Cafes 

In a lame and predictable move that has captured the attention of coffee loving Canadian ‘patriot’ bandwagon jumpers, cafes in the northern socialist country...

Fed Employee Email Responses to DOGE Boss Elon Musk: Leaked

Federal employees fumed as Elon Musk demanded they detail their daily tasks—and the results were shocking! From coffee break debates to paperclip mysteries, GWU! exposes all the absurdity.

Doctor Who Battles Cancellation as Villainous ‘Agenda’ Alienates Fans 

Doctor Who faces cancellation as woke storylines alienate fans, causing ratings to plummet. Critics blame gender politics, preachy tone, and poor leadership for the show’s decline. 

Joy Reid’s Racism and Radicalism Finally Catch Up to Her

Joy Reid’s MSNBC exit has critics cheering: ‘Nothing of value was lost!’ From ‘church girl’ to cable news casualty, Reid’s far-left flameout proves even progressives can get canceled. 🎤⬇️

Hooters Going Tits Up!

Hooters, the iconic chain famed for chicken wings, jugs of beer, and scantily clad waitresses, is filing for bankruptcy. Rising costs and shifting cultural attitudes have led to the downfall of this All-American "breastaurant" empire.

Crummy Rainbow Bakery Fails As Wokeness Goes Stale

In a queer turn of events, Rainbow Delights Bakery, a once-thriving local Boston business known for its vibrant cakes and pastries, has announced its...

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