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Dem Election Watch Party Turns into Horror Show

An emotional election ends with tears from some of the most delusional American voters after Trump sails to landslide victory.

13 ‘Deplorable, Hitlerian, Garbage’ celebrities for Trump GWU! can trust!

From Elon Musk to Roseanne Barr to Tony Hinchcliffe we’ve got the 13 Trump supporting celebrities who you should be listening to on election day!

Simu Liu’s unhinged boba tea meltdown sinks small business

A small bubble tea business is trying to stay afloat after C-list actor Simu Liu accused the company of cultural appropriation. Whatever the hell that is!

‘Unvaxxxed sperm is the new Bitcoin’ gushes Freedom loving Lass!!!

Is unvaccinated sperm the new Bitcoin? For one woman in the adult entertainment business the answer is: Yes, Yes, Yes!

Racist Emojis Are No Joke!

Taber was being disciplined for using yellow ‘thumbs up’ and ‘happy face’ emojis on the internal company chat. “They said that since I identified as caucasian, I should be using the lighter skin tone emoji, as the yellow had been flagged as insensitive.”

Trudeau Bombs on Late Show with Stephen Colbert

Check da Facts! Did Stephen Colbert want to cancel Justin Trudeau?

Olympic Boxing Coach Confirms Imane Khelif Is a Dude!

An Olympic boxing coach has confirmed to GWU! that Algerian women’s boxing sensation Imane Khelif is a man!!!

Paris Olympics Are Punch Drunk Over DEI

Irish professor tells GWU! that biological man Imane Khelif should not be allowed to knock around innocent women. Shame on the Olympics!

Experts Agree: RFK Jr. Won the CNN Presidential Debate

While 50 million watched Joe slide a Biden on stage, the real Debate winner was RFK Jr. It’s time to Check da Facts!

NPC Game of Life GWU! Character Guide

GWU! decodes the Non-Player Character NPC bots of life. It’s like the Matrix but without the terrible sequels and more jokes.
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Breaking the Narrative

Breaking the Narrative: Unvaxxxed Sperm Is the New Bitcoin! 🐵

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When a marketing rep in the adult film industry discovered the COVID vaccine was the reason she couldn’t get pregnant, the busty blue-eyed blonde knew she was screwed. Read the latest edition of Breaking the Narrative.

Breaking the Narrative: United We Stand, Unless We’re Tired

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Want to know how your freedom of speech is being censored by the Woke Left? Find out in Breaking the Narrative!!!

Breaking the Narrative: Spaced Out Indigenous Air Rage

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Want to know how students can occupy a non-political space and still graduate with honors? Find out in Breaking the Narrative!!!

Weird Week in Woke

Weird Week in Woke Digest: December 15–21

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Pardon me, folks, but Joe Biden is dispensing pardons like Epstein poured soft serve ice cream on Pinocchio Island. All this and more in the Weird Week in Woke Digest.

Weird Week in Woke Digest: December 1–7

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Foul balls: Riley Gaines praised the latest team to forfeit a volleyball game against San Jose State’s Blaire Fleming—the only male on the all-women’s team. All this and more in the Weird Week in Woke Digest.

Weird Week in Woke Digest: November 17–23

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Dems da breaks: Inside the White House backstabbing staffers and score-settling pundits point fingers at a Democratic Party in crisis. All this and more in the Weird Week in Woke Digest.

GWU! Podcast

Luigi Mangione’s Christmas Manicotti Manifesto Special

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Is that Italian stallion in the back of the police cruiser a cold-blooded assassin or just another pretty face from the CIA? We have the secret holiday recipe for truth, wit and Luigi Mangione’s Christmas Manicotti Manifesto.

Third Times a Trump

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Thanks to the mainstream media getting roasted, DJ Trump rose from the ashes  in an historic landslide election win. Join Mad Dug and Anthony as they were live on location to drink up all the libtard tears.

Haitian to Eat the Cats

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Is emotional support presidential running mate Uncle Tim Walz ready to perform gender-affirming surgery on the White Boys for Walz? Find out on the Get Woke Up! podcast with special guest @worthitorwoke
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