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Costco and Trader Joe’s customers crack up over egg shortage

As the avian flu devastates the poultry industry, egg shortages spark a cultural war. Left-wing liberals embrace tofu scrambles, while conservatives call it "un-American." With Costco and Trader Joe’s imposing egg limits, the debate over plant-based vs. traditional eggs cracks open.

White Dudes for Trump are Always Welcome at my Mexican Cantina!

A vulgar and racist online campaign by insane liberal women insisting Trump supporters are not welcome at Mexican and other ethnic restaurants, including Taco Bell, is going viral.

Whitney Cummings Drops Truth Bomb on Times Square  

The hilarious and beautiful Whitney Cummings gave CNN viewers, and hosts Andy Cohen and Anderson Cooper, a roast to remember during the cable news channel’s live New Year’s Eve broadcast, writes Toby P. Gelman.

A MAGA Guide to keeping the peace over the holidays with a Harris voter  

Worried about what happens when a mask wearing vegan Dem shows up for the holidays? Our MAGA guide will help you get through every lefty pitfall from Gaza to the border.

Trouble in paradise: Soyboy Trudeau forced to choose between Freeland and Joly

Canadian Finance Minister Chrystia Freeland gets dumped by man-boy PM Justin Trudeau in favor of younger blonde sycophant.

Top Secret US Invasion Plans Of Canada Leaked

US General: Invasion of Canada is a “likely scenario”: Canada is basically Cuba with snow, fires retired US General T.B. Gentes!!!

US General: invasion of Canada is a “likely scenario”

US General T.B. Gentes echoes Trump’s belief that Canada could become the 51st US state in the very near future.

A foodies guide to the hottest culturally appropriated joints in America 

After Simu Liu attempted to crush a small business for appropriation, GWU! uncovered many businesses that are appropriating ethnic delicacies and loving it!

Joe Biden’s insane last-minute preemptive pardon list

Joe Biden’s insane last-minute preemptive pardon list: I beg your pardon? Is Biden considering clemency for these criminals!?!

DEI is Dying: Corporate America not going back to divisive virtue signaling 

DEI is Dying: Corporate America not going back to divisive virtue signalling: More and more companies were slamming the door on DEI programs after historic 2024 election.

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