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Unacceptable Fringe Author Derek Smith’s New Chapter: Running for Mayor of Calgary

Canada’s most read humourist since Stephen Leacock, Derek Smith, is in the running to throw some sunshine on the little town of Calgary—as its...

New face of climate change Sophia Kianni heats up global stage

Temperatures are rising around the globe at the climate change movement's newest IT GIRL, Sophia Kianni. With older broken down model Greta Thunberg being phased...

Anti-vaxxer Steve Kirsch Offered Me $100,000 to Take Off My Mask!

Readers of GWU! were no doubt cheering on anti-vaxxer Steve Kirsch’s recent tweet where he bragged about offering someone $100,000 to take their mask...

15 Minute City Torn Down by 7th Grader

Grade 7 student Jasmin from Oxford, U.K. is just one of the many residents of southern England who is upset about how her picturesque...

‘Chopsticks’ Trudeau Must Go, Pressure for PM to Step Down Mounts

After a whistle-blower from the Canadian Security Intelligence Service (CSIS) revealed Chinese Communist Party (CCP) interference in both the 2019 and 2021 Canadian elections,...

Alt-right books need to be censored

I have suspected for some time now that my chud brother has been radicalized by the alt-right. Naturally I assumed InfoWars and 4chan were...

7 Real Conspiracies For The UAPs Over America

Remember the good old days when believing in alien life and UFOs painted you as an X-Files obsessed weirdo? You know, the kind of...

Students Win Mask Mandate Battle Against University

In a surprise, better late than never, late Valentine's Day gift wacky Wilfrid Laurier University has removed its mask mandate.  The Waterloo, Ontario, university made...

Parody Valentine Cards Take a Jab at Mandates

A bedroom-eyes photo of former director of the CDC Dr. Anthony Fauci alongside the text: I WANT TO JAB YOU WITH MY NEEDLE’ is...

Top 10 Cringiest COVID-19 Vax-Scenes

The relentless, mindless and insane media push for vaccines is dying suddenly. But GWU! has decided (against our doctors advice) to keep the aging...
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2024: The year GWU! broke the narrative!!!

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Breaking the Narrative: Unvaxxxed Sperm Is the New Bitcoin! 🐵

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When a marketing rep in the adult film industry discovered the COVID vaccine was the reason she couldn’t get pregnant, the busty blue-eyed blonde knew she was screwed. Read the latest edition of Breaking the Narrative.

Breaking the Narrative: United We Stand, Unless We’re Tired

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Want to know how your freedom of speech is being censored by the Woke Left? Find out in Breaking the Narrative!!!

Weird Week in Woke

Weird Week in Woke Digest: February 9–15 🔥

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There was no shortage of lost love for the dad-bod billionaire owner of X, Elon Musk, this Valentine’s Day. All this and more in the Weird Week in Woke Digest.

Weird Week in Woke Digest: January 19–25 🔥

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The recent normalization of Donald Trump has seen Ana Kasparian and a motley gang of left wingers including; AOC, Mark Zuckerburg, and even The Rock become maga into MEGA! All this and more in the Weird Week in Woke Digest.

Weird Week in Woke Digest: January 5–11 🔥

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DEI is under fire once more after reliable sources on the ground in Los Angeles have revealed that the out-of-control wildfires are not a result of so-called “Climate Change,” as the mainstream media would have you believe. All this and more in the Weird Week in Woke Digest.

GWU! Podcast

Luigi Mangione’s Christmas Manicotti Manifesto Special

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Is that Italian stallion in the back of the police cruiser a cold-blooded assassin or just another pretty face from the CIA? We have the secret holiday recipe for truth, wit and Luigi Mangione’s Christmas Manicotti Manifesto.

Third Times a Trump

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Thanks to the mainstream media getting roasted, DJ Trump rose from the ashes  in an historic landslide election win. Join Mad Dug and Anthony as they were live on location to drink up all the libtard tears.

Haitian to Eat the Cats

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Is emotional support presidential running mate Uncle Tim Walz ready to perform gender-affirming surgery on the White Boys for Walz? Find out on the Get Woke Up! podcast with special guest @worthitorwoke
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