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Divisive New Disney Snow White Remake Separates American Families

Woke Snow White reboot putting red families to sleep while stirring up blue families.

TikTok’s 15-Minute Trend Reclaims Airline Travel Freedom

In a world of endless airport rules some young women are flipping the script by embracing the “15-minute rule,” arriving just before their flight. “It’s about freedom, not waiting,” defying critics, TSA, and Homeland Security alike. “I’m no sheep!”

Are Babies being forced to reveal ‘sexual orientation’ and gender to state authorities?

Parents are being told to pick their new born babies gender and pronouns at New Jersey hospitals under bizarre new state law.

Oprah and Whoopi’s Oscar Ego-Off Chews the Scenery

Was Oprah and Whoopi’s “tense” moment while honoring Quincy Jones less about celebrating a legend and more about celebrating themselves? I’m Clammy J. Byner,...

Doctor Who Battles Cancellation as Villainous ‘Agenda’ Alienates Fans 

Doctor Who faces cancellation as woke storylines alienate fans, causing ratings to plummet. Critics blame gender politics, preachy tone, and poor leadership for the show’s decline. 

Crummy Rainbow Bakery Fails As Wokeness Goes Stale

In a queer turn of events, Rainbow Delights Bakery, a once-thriving local Boston business known for its vibrant cakes and pastries, has announced its...

Delta’s Squeaky Wheel Lands the Plane Truth on DEI Hires

A former Delta pilot says that he warned Delta Airlines that their DEI initiatives would crash and burn. And that’s exactly what many industry experts are saying happened in Toronto.

Joe Biden’s Hollyweird Post Presidency Plans 

Find out what development deals Biden is rumored to be negotiating in order to continue his criminal grifting and propagandizing as the new king of all media with our speculating gossip columnist to the stars, Clammy J. Byner.  

DEI Books Taken Out of Washington Free Libraries

John Carter, a local small business owner and Trump faithful, was shocked to discover multiple copies of books promoting Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion (DEI) initiatives in the Little Free Libraries near his Ballard, WA, home.

Worcester Goes Woke: Politicians Declare City ‘Trans Sanctuary’

Worcester declares itself a "trans sanctuary," barring out-of-state access to gender-transition data and defying federal policies. Critics call it a woke stunt, while supporters hail it as a stand for BLT+ rights.

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