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2024 Election

Fighting The Culture Bores

Trudeau Bombs on Late Show with Stephen Colbert

Check da Facts! Did Stephen Colbert want to cancel Justin Trudeau?

Paris Olympics Are Punch Drunk Over DEI

Irish professor tells GWU! that biological man Imane Khelif should not be allowed to knock around innocent women. Shame on the Olympics!

Experts Agree: RFK Jr. Won the CNN Presidential Debate

While 50 million watched Joe slide a Biden on stage, the real Debate winner was RFK Jr. It’s time to Check da Facts!

NPC Game of Life GWU! Character Guide

GWU! decodes the Non-Player Character NPC bots of life. It’s like the Matrix but without the terrible sequels and more jokes.

Uncle Hack of Danger Cats Explains How to Cancel a Comic

The Danger Cats comedy troupe; Uncle Hack, Sam Walker and Brett Forte have been banned, canceled and smeared for their outrageous oil patch humor.

What’s the Deal with Dying on Stage Suddenly!!! Amirite?

Check da Facts! Has Rob Schneider has been canceled in Canada? Did a crossdressing crossing guard give weed to wiener kids and is the the PSA about TDS real or parody?

Trump Threatens to Imprison Political Enemies

Celebrities, politicians, and dissidents may be finding a new home behind bars once Donald Trump takes back his country!

Colonizer Clothing Line Settles Complex Issue of White Privilege, says White Chick

After drug addict George Floyd overdosed while robbing a Minnesota convenience store, Amber Parks knew she had to do something. 

How I Lost 30 lbs with the Gaza Hunger Strike Diet! 

Pro-Palestine protestors declare an intifada on their Gaza Gut with trending starvation diet solution.

Campus Cop Exposes Naked Truth about Gaza University Protests!

A lawsuit between the Palestine Liberation Circle occupiers and U of T Campus Security has one campus cop yelling false allegations! 
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Breaking the Narrative: Unvaxxxed Sperm Is the New Bitcoin! 🐵

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When a marketing rep in the adult film industry discovered the COVID vaccine was the reason she couldn’t get pregnant, the busty blue-eyed blonde knew she was screwed. Read the latest edition of Breaking the Narrative.

Breaking the Narrative: United We Stand, Unless We’re Tired

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Breaking the Narrative: Spaced Out Indigenous Air Rage

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Weird Week in Woke Digest: October 27–November 2

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GWU! Podcast

Haitian to Eat the Cats

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Is emotional support presidential running mate Uncle Tim Walz ready to perform gender-affirming surgery on the White Boys for Walz? Find out on the Get Woke Up! podcast with special guest @worthitorwoke

Trump Makes an Assassination Out of MAGA

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From the sleepy secret service fields of Butler, PA, to a SpaceX trip across flat Earth, blast off with Mad Dug and Anthony!

Forecast for Bird Flu Is a Total Yolk!

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Summer’s here and the time is right for “Juneteenthing” on the beach! Join Mad Dug and Anthony Anderson as they discuss everything on the Internet!
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