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Crummy Rainbow Bakery Fails As Wokeness Goes Stale

In a queer turn of events, Rainbow Delights Bakery, a once-thriving local Boston business known for its vibrant cakes and pastries, has announced its...

Delta’s Squeaky Wheel Lands the Plane Truth on DEI Hires

A former Delta pilot says that he warned Delta Airlines that their DEI initiatives would crash and burn. And that’s exactly what many industry experts are saying happened in Toronto.

Joe Biden’s Hollyweird Post Presidency Plans 

Find out what development deals Biden is rumored to be negotiating in order to continue his criminal grifting and propagandizing as the new king of all media with our speculating gossip columnist to the stars, Clammy J. Byner.  

DEI Books Taken Out of Washington Free Libraries

John Carter, a local small business owner and Trump faithful, was shocked to discover multiple copies of books promoting Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion (DEI) initiatives in the Little Free Libraries near his Ballard, WA, home.

Worcester Goes Woke: Politicians Declare City ‘Trans Sanctuary’

Worcester declares itself a "trans sanctuary," barring out-of-state access to gender-transition data and defying federal policies. Critics call it a woke stunt, while supporters hail it as a stand for BLT+ rights.

Mark an XOXO for Donald Trump with GWUs Valentine’s Day Cards

Say: ‘I Love you’, with a Donald Trump Valentine’s Day card: “It’s going to be the biggest Valentine's Day ever with these amazing cards. Believe me ladies, it’s going to be absolutely tremendously enormous.” - Donald J. Trump.

Bureaucrat Dems in panic mode over Trump/Musk Administrative State “Coup”

Elon Musk and Trump team up to dismantle the Deep State, sparking leftist meltdowns. A bold move to return power to the people! #Musk #Trump #DrainTheSwamp #AmericaFirst #FreeSpeech #Midterms2025

GWU! Guide to Late Night TV Comedy Snooze Fest

Tune in to the juiciest late-night TV scandals with GWU! From Jimmy Fallon’s cringe monologues to Stephen Colbert’s predictable satire. Dive into the drama of late-night hosts and their Trump obsessions!

Big Balls Goes Balls Deep on Deep State

Elon Musk’s ‘Doge Boys’ are shaking up the federal government! Led by teen prodigy ‘Big Balls,’ this squad of disruptors is taking on bureaucracy, leaking truths, and rewriting the rules.

Trump “Spares” Prince Harry from Exile

President Donald Trump has vowed not to deport Prince Harry from the U.S., despite mounting pressure over the Duke of Sussex’s controversial visa records

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