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Can Pierre Poilievre Scrub Clean Our Brainwashed Left?

I’m more spun out than a UFO crash landing in a Nevada desert over the way the woke left have become brainwashed by Prime...

Disney+ She-Hulk A Smash Hit with Marvel Fans 

The latest Disney+ series set in the MCU verse, She-Hulk: Attorney at Law is sadly getting review-bombed by manbaby misogynists and alt-right bigots acting...

CBC’s 10 Secret Woke Fall TV Shows Leaked

With the recent mandate for the Canadian Broadcasting Corporation to increase its diversity programming by 30% this fall, the state-funded media corporation is scrambling...

Trump’s Qmmunity Riots Over Peaceful FBI Raid

No one is above the law. That’s the key thing to remember here when we discuss the stunning and brave FBI raid on Trump’s...

Ukraine to Erect Gay American Porn Star

Ukraine wants to give it to Russia by removing the Catherine the Great statue and replacing it with a gay porn star. And a...

Quidditch Cancelled Over JK Rowling’s ‘Transphobic’ Comments

The organizers of a real life version of the game Quidditch, inspired by JK Rowling’s hit series of books Harry Potter, are changing the...

Independent Comicbook Turns the Page on Woke Storytelling

Imagine a multiverse where comicbooks told interesting stories instead of preached woke lectures. Where race, religion and sexuality wasn’t the story, but a part...

Will COVID-19 Jabs Become the New Morning After Pill?

In states where abortion is now illegal, some women, including Austin, Texas resident Meghan Polly, are turning to COVID-19 vaccines for solutions. Particularly after...

How The Prime Minister Stole Freedom 

The last two years to flatten the curve of freedom has been anything but funny; however, a new children’s parody book by Calgary-based writer...

Hollywood Heels Ruining Movies 

Ah…the film classics….the champions of cinematic brilliance. It’s the way that these celluloid stories inspire the world by projecting a heroic tale. One that...
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Trump Makes an Assassination Out of MAGA

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