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Terry Fox Tells Covid-19 Mandates to Take 5!

Terry Fox, who famously ran across Canada in 1980 with the aid of a prosthetic leg to raise awareness for cancer, is shortlisted to...

Black Thor has Marvel Fanboys Crying Racism

The Marvel multiverse just got a whole lot darker, as young, hip writers with the Disney owned publisher are being accused of racism by...

Cis White Males Need Not Apply

I’m more volatile than a Bitcoin expert working at Coinbase over the way the Woke are discriminating against white men. Why just the other day,...

Tribal Warfare in Canadaland Journalism

As a former member of the Woke Mob, the Canadaland podcast use to be an informative and fun medium for me to keep updated...

Trudeau’s Mass Graves Myth Comes to Life

After more than a year of virtue smoke signalling, Justin Trudeau's woke Liberal cabinet have failed to present clear evidence of human remains in...

Transphobia the Woke Word of the Hour 

I’m more riled up than a stray dog in a Chinese restaurant over the newest woke word of the hour: Transphobia! A few days ago...

Johnny Depp’s Career Comeback After Verdict

Johnny Depp is hoping to cash in big time as legal experts are predicting a massive win for the Hollywood heartthrob in his defamation...

Doctor Who, Twitter and The Terror of the Woke Mind Virus

A long time ago in a galaxy far, far, away I can remember when the casting of a new character, in our beloved shows...

Top 5 NBA Cry Babies – Playoff Edition! 

In the sports world there is nothing more satisfying than seeing a grown man having a full-on temper tantrum on the playing field. We’ve...

Radical Gender Ideology comes between me and my Calvin Klein’s 

I’m madder than a newborn who can’t find a breast to suckle on after seeing the new whacked out Calvin Klein trans-pregnancy ad.  The ad...
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