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2024 Election

Fighting The Culture Bores

The War on Children Is a Real Food Fight

In the War on Children one mother testifies that she knew her daughter was "trans" because she liked to eat green veggies!

Senseless with No Sensibility in new race swapped films

The classic Jane Austen love story Sense and Sensibility is back ... and Black! Following an insane Hollywood race swapping trend.

6 People Trump May Lock Up To Make America Great Again

Celebrities, politicians, and dissidents may be finding a new home behind bars once Donald Trump takes back his country!

Friends, The Office and Seinfeld Getting Woke Makeovers

Entertainment insiders are discovering that TV shows popular 20 years ago are not aging well in today’s insane diversity, equity, and inclusion entertainment climate. 

Elmo Canceled After Monster Meltdown on Live TV!

Larry David strangled Elmo on NBC's Today Show after the puppet advocated for mental health and vaccinations, sparking controversy.

Say: ‘I Love you’, with a Donald Trump Valentine’s Day Card

In the lead up to this Valentine’s Day, GWU! has reported on a disturbing uptick in on-line hate. And that hate is coming from the Left (surprise, surprise—ed). 

Taylor Swift’s Top 6 PsyOp Hits!

Former CIA operative Willis Coleman claims Taylor Swift is used by the government and big business to influence public opinion.

‘Lazy Girl’ Job Now Identifies As He/Him ‘Lazy Boy’

William Bossy, once fired for refusing a vaccine, embraced "lazy girl jobs" for work-life balance, starting the trend "Bros. Before Workplace-Clothes."

TV Networks panic to rush garbage woke shows to screens

The repercussions of the 148 day TV writers strike are now being felt by television and streaming networks. Insiders are telling GWU! that TV...

7 Anne of Green Gables Novels Going Woke!

With the news of the historic Anne of Green Gables tourist site in Prince Edward Island, Canada, going woke to satisfy the demands of...
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Breaking the Narrative: Unvaxxxed Sperm Is the New Bitcoin! 🐵

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When a marketing rep in the adult film industry discovered the COVID vaccine was the reason she couldn’t get pregnant, the busty blue-eyed blonde knew she was screwed. Read the latest edition of Breaking the Narrative.

Breaking the Narrative: United We Stand, Unless We’re Tired

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Breaking the Narrative: Spaced Out Indigenous Air Rage

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Weird Week in Woke

Weird Week in Woke Digest: October 27–November 2

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Our Wokesperts™ are grimly reaping all the woke terrors and ready to prescribe you the secret to a long and happy life.

Weird Week in Woke Digest: September 15–21

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Our Wokesperts™ are grimly reaping all the woke terrors and ready to prescribe you the secret to a long and happy life.

Weird Week in Woke Digest: September 1–7

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GWU! Podcast

Haitian to Eat the Cats

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Is emotional support presidential running mate Uncle Tim Walz ready to perform gender-affirming surgery on the White Boys for Walz? Find out on the Get Woke Up! podcast with special guest @worthitorwoke

Trump Makes an Assassination Out of MAGA

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From the sleepy secret service fields of Butler, PA, to a SpaceX trip across flat Earth, blast off with Mad Dug and Anthony!

Forecast for Bird Flu Is a Total Yolk!

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Summer’s here and the time is right for “Juneteenthing” on the beach! Join Mad Dug and Anthony Anderson as they discuss everything on the Internet!
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