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Taylor Swift concert mysteriously forgettable: fans

With Taylor Swift’s Eras tour landing in Toronto and Vancouver for the next five weeks, doctors are warning parents about a new medical risk that could affect their teenage daughters called Swiftnesia. 

Doctors in Canada MAID to Murder by Government

New law in Quebec , Canada allows doctors to euthanize patients without fully informed consent in end of life procedure ... AKA Murder.

‘Unvaxxxed sperm is the new Bitcoin’ gushes Freedom loving Lass!!!

Is unvaccinated sperm the new Bitcoin? For one woman in the adult entertainment business the answer is: Yes, Yes, Yes!

How I Lost 30 lbs with the Gaza Hunger Strike Diet! 

Pro-Palestine protestors declare an intifada on their Gaza Gut with trending starvation diet solution.

13 Reasons You Can’t Believe the Lies or Your Eyes on the Solar Eclipse

While the MSM warn of the dangers of looking at the sun, there are many events of biblical proportion being pushed into the eclipse's shadow.

RFK Jr. Selects Sexy Nicole Shanahan as VP

RFK Jr. is spicing up the race to the White House with the sexy Nicole Shanahan as his running mate. 

When You’re Dead Wrong, You Die Suddenly

Vaccine pushers Dr. Vicky Jennings, reporter Ian Vandaelle, and public health official Lt. Col. Jered Little die suddenly!

Injecting GMOs and pesticides into Right VS Left Ideology

In recent years “liberals” and “conservatives” have been sent into an ideological tailspin over the issue of GMOs and pesticides in food.

CDC COVID-19 Changes has NY Doctor Regretting Pandemic Protocols

“I was wrong about everything,” admits one regretful doctor after the CDC confirmed that the so-called pandemic was all a big farce. 

The Seven Horsemen of the UK Pharmaceutical Apocalypse

Seven UK ministers have requested an analysis of deaths of vaccinated and unvaccinated to decide if mRNA injections are "safe and effective."
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Breaking the Narrative

Breaking the Narrative: Unvaxxxed Sperm Is the New Bitcoin! 🐵

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When a marketing rep in the adult film industry discovered the COVID vaccine was the reason she couldn’t get pregnant, the busty blue-eyed blonde knew she was screwed. Read the latest edition of Breaking the Narrative.

Breaking the Narrative: United We Stand, Unless We’re Tired

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Want to know how your freedom of speech is being censored by the Woke Left? Find out in Breaking the Narrative!!!

Breaking the Narrative: Spaced Out Indigenous Air Rage

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Want to know how students can occupy a non-political space and still graduate with honors? Find out in Breaking the Narrative!!!

Weird Week in Woke

Weird Week in Woke Digest: December 1–7

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Foul balls: Riley Gaines praised the latest team to forfeit a volleyball game against San Jose State’s Blaire Fleming—the only male on the all-women’s team. All this and more in the Weird Week in Woke Digest.

Weird Week in Woke Digest: November 17–23

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Dems da breaks: Inside the White House backstabbing staffers and score-settling pundits point fingers at a Democratic Party in crisis. All this and more in the Weird Week in Woke Digest.

Weird Week in Woke Digest: October 27–November 2

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Our Wokesperts™ are grimly reaping all the woke terrors and ready to prescribe you the secret to a long and happy life.

GWU! Podcast

Luigi Mangione’s Christmas Manicotti Manifesto Special

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Is that Italian stallion in the back of the police cruiser a cold-blooded assassin or just another pretty face from the CIA? We have the secret holiday recipe for truth, wit and Luigi Mangione’s Christmas Manicotti Manifesto.

Third Times a Trump

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Thanks to the mainstream media getting roasted, DJ Trump rose from the ashes  in an historic landslide election win. Join Mad Dug and Anthony as they were live on location to drink up all the libtard tears.

Haitian to Eat the Cats

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Is emotional support presidential running mate Uncle Tim Walz ready to perform gender-affirming surgery on the White Boys for Walz? Find out on the Get Woke Up! podcast with special guest @worthitorwoke
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