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Women Lying About Vaccine Status to Win Over Based Bros.

Sandra & Debbie, vaccinated and single, lie about their vax status to date anti-vax men. Women like them are boosting dating sites like Unjected, with serious side effects!!!

Worcester Goes Woke: Politicians Declare City ‘Trans Sanctuary’

Worcester declares itself a "trans sanctuary," barring out-of-state access to gender-transition data and defying federal policies. Critics call it a woke stunt, while supporters hail it as a stand for BLT+ rights.

CDC Teaches Propaganda in American Classrooms

The CDC’s K-12 educational materials, including the graphic novel Operation Outbreak, are under fire for promoting fear, compliance, and vaccination while ignoring holistic health. 

Taylor Swift concert mysteriously forgettable: fans

With Taylor Swift’s Eras tour landing in Toronto and Vancouver for the next five weeks, doctors are warning parents about a new medical risk that could affect their teenage daughters called Swiftnesia. 

Doctors in Canada MAID to Murder by Government

New law in Quebec , Canada allows doctors to euthanize patients without fully informed consent in end of life procedure ... AKA Murder.

‘Unvaxxxed sperm is the new Bitcoin’ gushes Freedom loving Lass!!!

Unvaxxed sperm is the new bitcoin gushes freedom loving lass: Why single vaxxed females seeking Pure Blood men were going for broke in 2024.

How I Lost 30 lbs with the Gaza Hunger Strike Diet! 

Pro-Palestine protestors declare an intifada on their Gaza Gut with trending starvation diet solution.

13 Reasons You Can’t Believe the Lies or Your Eyes on the Solar Eclipse

Holy Jesus! The planets are aligning: The rare phenomenon of 4 planets lining up had both Christians and Jews wondering if Jesus or the (real?) Messiah would choose April 8 to return to rule the Earth.

RFK Jr. Selects Sexy Nicole Shanahan as VP

RFK Jr. is spicing up the race to the White House with the sexy Nicole Shanahan as his running mate. 

When You’re Dead Wrong, You Die Suddenly

Vaccine pushers Dr. Vicky Jennings, reporter Ian Vandaelle, and public health official Lt. Col. Jered Little die suddenly!
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2024: The year GWU! broke the narrative!!!

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Breaking the Narrative: Unvaxxxed Sperm Is the New Bitcoin! 🐵

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When a marketing rep in the adult film industry discovered the COVID vaccine was the reason she couldn’t get pregnant, the busty blue-eyed blonde knew she was screwed. Read the latest edition of Breaking the Narrative.

Breaking the Narrative: United We Stand, Unless We’re Tired

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Want to know how your freedom of speech is being censored by the Woke Left? Find out in Breaking the Narrative!!!

Weird Week in Woke

Weird Week in Woke Digest: February 23–March 1 🔥

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The whole Trump-Zelenskyy meet cute feels like two billionaire actors who just really want to be recognized for their failed art careers. All this and more in the Weird Week in Woke Digest!

Weird Week in Woke Digest: February 9–15 🔥

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There was no shortage of lost love for the dad-bod billionaire owner of X, Elon Musk, this Valentine’s Day. All this and more in the Weird Week in Woke Digest.

Weird Week in Woke Digest: January 19–25 🔥

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The recent normalization of Donald Trump has seen Ana Kasparian and a motley gang of left wingers including; AOC, Mark Zuckerburg, and even The Rock become maga into MEGA! All this and more in the Weird Week in Woke Digest.

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Luigi Mangione’s Christmas Manicotti Manifesto Special

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Is that Italian stallion in the back of the police cruiser a cold-blooded assassin or just another pretty face from the CIA? We have the secret holiday recipe for truth, wit and Luigi Mangione’s Christmas Manicotti Manifesto.

Third Times a Trump

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Thanks to the mainstream media getting roasted, DJ Trump rose from the ashes  in an historic landslide election win. Join Mad Dug and Anthony as they were live on location to drink up all the libtard tears.

Haitian to Eat the Cats

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Is emotional support presidential running mate Uncle Tim Walz ready to perform gender-affirming surgery on the White Boys for Walz? Find out on the Get Woke Up! podcast with special guest @worthitorwoke
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