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2024 Election

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Injecting GMOs and pesticides into Right VS Left Ideology

In recent years “liberals” and “conservatives” have been sent into an ideological tailspin over the issue of GMOs and pesticides in food.

OBITUARY: Death of GWU! Columnist Doreen Trudeau not caused by vaccine: Experts

Doreen Trudeau passed away in Boca Raton, Florida, in late January while cycling to work.

Is Your Holiday Christmas Party Going to be a Silent Night?

Your workplace Christmas party, or should we say wokeplace, is getting a whole lot more inclusive, according to an HR manager who spoke with...

How to Spot a Grifter Website: A GWU! Guide

Experts are continually warning that dangerous websites dedicated to disinformation, misleading stories, and conspiracy theories are leaving people confused about what to believe. Thankfully,...

Top 6 Items on The NWO Food World Order

GWU! recently barfed out the secret menu of the new Agenda 21 themed NYC restaurant, Soylent Greens. If your goal to save the planet...

From Bud Light to Target: Secret CEI Rating Score Is Why So Many Companies are Going Woke

The money losing moves by Target to sell ‘women's swimsuits’ with a penis tuck pocket, Bud Light to have trans influencer/con man Dylan Mulvaney...

New face of climate change Sophia Kianni heats up global stage

Temperatures are rising around the globe at the climate change movement's newest IT GIRL, Sophia Kianni. With older broken down model Greta Thunberg being phased...

15 Minute City Torn Down by 7th Grader

Grade 7 student Jasmin from Oxford, U.K. is just one of the many residents of southern England who is upset about how her picturesque...

Changing the Weather Will Rein In Climate Change Denialism!!

Despite being part of a homogeneous hive-like social media collective centered around virtue-signaling over the pressing issues of COVID-19, Ukraine and the environmental dangers...

Woke New Yorkers Plan To Recycle Their Remains

New York has become the sixth state to now allow residents to have their bodies composted and used as fertilizer.  In the quest for new...
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Breaking the Narrative: Unvaxxxed Sperm Is the New Bitcoin! 🐵

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When a marketing rep in the adult film industry discovered the COVID vaccine was the reason she couldn’t get pregnant, the busty blue-eyed blonde knew she was screwed. Read the latest edition of Breaking the Narrative.

Breaking the Narrative: United We Stand, Unless We’re Tired

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Breaking the Narrative: Spaced Out Indigenous Air Rage

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Weird Week in Woke

Weird Week in Woke Digest: October 27–November 2

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Our Wokesperts™ are grimly reaping all the woke terrors and ready to prescribe you the secret to a long and happy life.

Weird Week in Woke Digest: September 15–21

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Our Wokesperts™ are grimly reaping all the woke terrors and ready to prescribe you the secret to a long and happy life.

Weird Week in Woke Digest: September 1–7

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GWU! Podcast

Haitian to Eat the Cats

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Is emotional support presidential running mate Uncle Tim Walz ready to perform gender-affirming surgery on the White Boys for Walz? Find out on the Get Woke Up! podcast with special guest @worthitorwoke

Trump Makes an Assassination Out of MAGA

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From the sleepy secret service fields of Butler, PA, to a SpaceX trip across flat Earth, blast off with Mad Dug and Anthony!

Forecast for Bird Flu Is a Total Yolk!

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Summer’s here and the time is right for “Juneteenthing” on the beach! Join Mad Dug and Anthony Anderson as they discuss everything on the Internet!
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