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Day 2: Volodymyr Zelensky Passes the Hat at WEF

Out of this world climate warriors, Ukrainian grifters, and high-priced hookers is basically the Davos’ World Economic Forum’s biome. But I digress, I came...

Day 1: Klaus Schwab No Show at WEF

Klaus Schwab bailed on the Day 1 Meet and Greet at TGI Freitags, that’s basically the Swiss/German version of Applebees. I had a seat...

6 Ways to Tell if Your Online Girlfriend Is an AI Bot

AI love ya: GWU! offers readers romance advice on how to not get CAPTCHAed by an AI online romance scam!

Will A&W Go Woke?

Fast food restaurant A&W, known for its wholesome small town charm and loveable ‘Burger Family’ is struggling in a post-Covid, recession economy. The 103-year-old...

Quiz: How Little Do You Trust the Mainstream Media?

You know that all the news that’s fit to print is just a cog in the never-ending government-funded propaganda machine. From local news to...

Is Will Smith Really Gay? Kevin and Karen get to the “Bottom” of it!

Dear Karen and Kevin, My boyfriend is a huge Will Smith fan! He was one of the first people I know to forgive Will for...

Quiz: How Pandemic 2.0 Defiant Are You?

You made it though the most sophisticated psyop in human history, but do you have what it takes to get through the upcoming WEF...

Indoor Dining During Surging Pandemic Is Less Safe than Using a Glory Hole Down by the Docks, Say Karen and Kevin

Dear Karen and Kevin, Up until this point I have dined indoors zero times. I’m one of the two people in an office of 60...

Quiz: How Much of a Conspiracy Theorist are You?

Ever since the rebranding of critical thinkers as Conspiracy Theorists by the CIA there have been different levels of consciousness to the truth about...

New Woke Fall TV Lineup Despite Writers Strike

As the Writers Guild of America enter their fourth month of a strike against the Alliance of Motion Picture and Television Producers, Hollyweird is...

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