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Top 5 Political Playbook Betting Odds

Odds are that 2024 will be the wildest years for political upsets, and we've got all the hits and misses!

6 People Trump May Lock Up To Make America Great Again

Celebrities, politicians, and dissidents may be finding a new home behind bars once Donald Trump takes back his country!

Top 10 Signs Jon Stewart Is Past his Prime Time

With super woke Jon Stewart’s return to “The Daily Show” as a once-a-week host, critics and viewers are wondering if he’s going to turn...

Taylor Swift’s Top 6 PsyOp Hits!

Former CIA operative Willis Coleman claims Taylor Swift is used by the government and big business to influence public opinion.

TV Networks panic to rush garbage woke shows to screens

The repercussions of the 148 day TV writers strike are now being felt by television and streaming networks. Insiders are telling GWU! that TV...

7 Anne of Green Gables Novels Going Woke!

With the news of the historic Anne of Green Gables tourist site in Prince Edward Island, Canada, going woke to satisfy the demands of...

6 Ways to Tell if Your Online Girlfriend Is an AI Bot

It started innocently enough when Carl Simpson responded to an X DM from a cute Russian girl.  “She had a few more followers than me...

Oprah’s Favorite Thing on her Christmas Wishlist is to sell out

Like the return of the seasonal 'plague' of COVID-19 Oprah’s Favorite Things is here. The former daytime television host and current Hawaii fire sale...

The Ugliest Women on the Left

Recently, GWU! polled our readers to countdown the ultimate list of the most-based babes of FREEDOM. Despite the MEGA popularity of the list that...

10 Political Costumes To Not Be Caught Dead In!

For regular folks figuring out a Halloween costume for the annual office Halloween party can be a worrisome drag—especially with all the modern day...
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Breaking the Narrative

Breaking the Narrative: Unvaxxxed Sperm Is the New Bitcoin! 🐵

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When a marketing rep in the adult film industry discovered the COVID vaccine was the reason she couldn’t get pregnant, the busty blue-eyed blonde knew she was screwed. Read the latest edition of Breaking the Narrative.

Breaking the Narrative: United We Stand, Unless We’re Tired

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Want to know how your freedom of speech is being censored by the Woke Left? Find out in Breaking the Narrative!!!

Breaking the Narrative: Spaced Out Indigenous Air Rage

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Want to know how students can occupy a non-political space and still graduate with honors? Find out in Breaking the Narrative!!!

Weird Week in Woke

Weird Week in Woke Digest: November 17–23

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Dems da breaks: Inside the White House backstabbing staffers and score-settling pundits point fingers at a Democratic Party in crisis. All this and more in the Weird Week in Woke Digest.

Weird Week in Woke Digest: October 27–November 2

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Our Wokesperts™ are grimly reaping all the woke terrors and ready to prescribe you the secret to a long and happy life.

Weird Week in Woke Digest: September 15–21

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Our Wokesperts™ are grimly reaping all the woke terrors and ready to prescribe you the secret to a long and happy life.

GWU! Podcast

Third Times a Trump

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Thanks to the mainstream media getting roasted, DJ Trump rose from the ashes  in an historic landslide election win. Join Mad Dug and Anthony as they were live on location to drink up all the libtard tears.

Haitian to Eat the Cats

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Is emotional support presidential running mate Uncle Tim Walz ready to perform gender-affirming surgery on the White Boys for Walz? Find out on the Get Woke Up! podcast with special guest @worthitorwoke

Trump Makes an Assassination Out of MAGA

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From the sleepy secret service fields of Butler, PA, to a SpaceX trip across flat Earth, blast off with Mad Dug and Anthony!
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