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13 ‘Deplorable, Hitlerian, Garbage’ celebrities for Trump GWU! can trust!

13 deplorable, Hitlerian, garage celebrities for Trump that GWU! can trust: From hit TV shows to top albums to championship teams these are the folks you should be watching and listening to on Election Day!!!

Spot the Difference: Kamala Harris or McDonald’s Employee?

Trump was quick to quip, while slinging hash browns for the masses, he “worked at McDonalds for 15 minutes longer than Kamala did,” mocking Harris’ fake job credentials.

Why Celebrities who Endorse Kamala Harris can’t be trusted

What do Taylor Swift, Bono, George Clooney, and Julia Roberts all have in common? Spoiler alert they’re all voting for Kamala Harris. Here’s why GWU! can't trust them!!!

How a liberal can get on the right side of history

How a Liberal can get on the right side of history: The Red Wave is coming, don't let a leftie fall behind!

Grab her by the pussy cat! Trump tames Kamala in presidential debate

6 takeaways on how Trump neutered Kommie Kamala and made the legacy media lose bigly!!!

NPC Game of Life GWU! Character Guide

NPC game of life character guide: Decoding the 12 levels of non-player characters.

Trump Threatens to Imprison Political Enemies

Celebrities, politicians, and dissidents may be finding a new home behind bars once Donald Trump takes back his country!

How I Lost 30 lbs with the Gaza Hunger Strike Diet! 

Pro-Palestine protestors declare an intifada on their Gaza Gut with trending starvation diet solution.

13 Reasons You Can’t Believe the Lies or Your Eyes on the Solar Eclipse

Holy Jesus! The planets are aligning: The rare phenomenon of 4 planets lining up had both Christians and Jews wondering if Jesus or the (real?) Messiah would choose April 8 to return to rule the Earth.

Academy Awards Oscar Predictions GWU! Need to Know

It’s Oscar time in LaLa land - here's a sneak peak at what nobody will be watching in Hollyweird!

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