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Grab her by the pussy cat! Trump tames Kamala in presidential debate

6 takeaways on how Trump neutered Kommie Kamala and made the legacy media lose bigly!!!

NPC Game of Life GWU! Character Guide

NPC game of life character guide: Decoding the 12 levels of non-player characters.

Trump Threatens to Imprison Political Enemies

Celebrities, politicians, and dissidents may be finding a new home behind bars once Donald Trump takes back his country!

How I Lost 30 lbs with the Gaza Hunger Strike Diet! 

Pro-Palestine protestors declare an intifada on their Gaza Gut with trending starvation diet solution.

13 Reasons You Can’t Believe the Lies or Your Eyes on the Solar Eclipse

Holy Jesus! The planets are aligning: The rare phenomenon of 4 planets lining up had both Christians and Jews wondering if Jesus or the (real?) Messiah would choose April 8 to return to rule the Earth.

Academy Awards Oscar Predictions GWU! Need to Know

It’s Oscar time in LaLa land - here's a sneak peak at what nobody will be watching in Hollyweird!

Top 5 Political Playbook Betting Odds

Odds are that 2024 will be the wildest years for political upsets, and we've got all the hits and misses!

6 People Trump May Lock Up To Make America Great Again

Making America great again: Celebrities, politicians and dissidents may be finding a new home behind bars once Trump takes back his country!

Top 10 Signs Jon Stewart Is Past his Prime Time

With super woke Jon Stewart’s return to “The Daily Show” as a once-a-week host, critics and viewers are wondering if he’s going to turn...

Taylor Swift’s Top 6 PsyOp Hits!

Former CIA operative Willis Coleman claims Taylor Swift is used by the government and big business to influence public opinion.
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Breaking the Narrative

2024: The year GWU! broke the narrative!!!

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We captured the chaos of 2024 in both stunning images and award-winning graphics. Enjoy some of our best work of the year and be sure to subscribe for more woke madness exposed in 2025!!!

Breaking the Narrative: Unvaxxxed Sperm Is the New Bitcoin! 🐵

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When a marketing rep in the adult film industry discovered the COVID vaccine was the reason she couldn’t get pregnant, the busty blue-eyed blonde knew she was screwed. Read the latest edition of Breaking the Narrative.

Breaking the Narrative: United We Stand, Unless We’re Tired

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Want to know how your freedom of speech is being censored by the Woke Left? Find out in Breaking the Narrative!!!

Weird Week in Woke

Weird Week in Woke Digest: January 5–11 🔥

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DEI is under fire once more after reliable sources on the ground in Los Angeles have revealed that the out-of-control wildfires are not a result of so-called “Climate Change,” as the mainstream media would have you believe. All this and more in the Weird Week in Woke Digest.

Weird Week in Woke Digest: December 15–21

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Pardon me, folks, but Joe Biden is dispensing pardons like Epstein poured soft serve ice cream on Pinocchio Island. All this and more in the Weird Week in Woke Digest.

Weird Week in Woke Digest: December 1–7

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Foul balls: Riley Gaines praised the latest team to forfeit a volleyball game against San Jose State’s Blaire Fleming—the only male on the all-women’s team. All this and more in the Weird Week in Woke Digest.

GWU! Podcast

Luigi Mangione’s Christmas Manicotti Manifesto Special

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Is that Italian stallion in the back of the police cruiser a cold-blooded assassin or just another pretty face from the CIA? We have the secret holiday recipe for truth, wit and Luigi Mangione’s Christmas Manicotti Manifesto.

Third Times a Trump

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Thanks to the mainstream media getting roasted, DJ Trump rose from the ashes  in an historic landslide election win. Join Mad Dug and Anthony as they were live on location to drink up all the libtard tears.

Haitian to Eat the Cats

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Is emotional support presidential running mate Uncle Tim Walz ready to perform gender-affirming surgery on the White Boys for Walz? Find out on the Get Woke Up! podcast with special guest @worthitorwoke
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