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Did All-Female ‘Astronaut’ Celebs Really Go to Space?

GWU exposes Blue Origin's "all-female spaceflight" as a Bezos-backed Hollywood hoax—flatter than Earth, faker than Katy Perry’s acting, with green-screen "astronauts" cashing checks, and filling DEI quotas.

Leaked: 7 Insane Tariffs Democrats Actually Want!!!

Whistleblower blows up on Democrat Signal chat that has everyone talking!

The Hidden High Cost of Buying American Over Tariffed Chinese Goods

Trump’s tariffs are coming—prepare to sell a kidney for that ‘Made in USA’ toaster! Chinese TVs were cheap (and maybe spied on you), but soon you’ll pay $10K just to hate-watch MSNBC in 4K.

Patriot Faces Prison for Standing Up for Hero Sir John A. Macdonald

Canadian patriot Daniel Tate faces jail for defying ‘woke’ tyranny—scrawling ‘Free John’ on boxed-up Sir John A. Macdonald statue! ‘They’re erasing history!’ #FreeJohn explodes online!

UK “Safety” Law Runs Over Free Speech: Forums Shuttered

The UK’s Online Safety Act was meant to protect—but critics say it’s backfiring. Small forums, from bikers to hamster lovers, are shutting down, calling it 'state-sponsored silencing' disguised as digital safety.

Foreign Disinfo Agents Are Hacking Canada’s Election Over Chicken Dinner

Ukrainian operatives hatch a plot over chicken eateries free Wi-Fi, scrambling Canada’s election with bot armies and fake news—while CSIS warns of Russian style chaos rotisserie. Democracy gets plucked in the digital shadows.

Boomer Neil Young’s Tin Foil Tirade Is Out of Tune, Says Boomer

Fresh from his suspension on Blue Sky, Toby P. Gelman is ripping Neil Young a new one. Move back to Canada, you crazy Boomer!

Chopping Through Tavistock’s House of Horrors

Canadian PM Mark Carney, Hollywood celebs, and even elected Democrats have sent their children to the gender-affirming “care center” Tavistock. Only GWU! will take you inside this House of Horrors!!!!

Divisive New Disney Snow White Remake Separates American Families

Woke Snow White reboot putting red families to sleep while stirring up blue families.

Deport Trump! Demands American girlfriend of Honduran criminal sent packing

Reader worries after Trump deports her criminal boyfriend back to Honduras. Will she ever find love again? Karen and Kevin weigh in.
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2024: The year GWU! broke the narrative!!!

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Breaking the Narrative: Unvaxxxed Sperm Is the New Bitcoin! 🐵

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When a marketing rep in the adult film industry discovered the COVID vaccine was the reason she couldn’t get pregnant, the busty blue-eyed blonde knew she was screwed. Read the latest edition of Breaking the Narrative.

Breaking the Narrative: United We Stand, Unless We’re Tired

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Want to know how your freedom of speech is being censored by the Woke Left? Find out in Breaking the Narrative!!!

Weird Week in Woke

WWWD: Destroying Teslas With Their ’Elbows Up 🔥

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The whole “Trade War” is so cringe, particularly because the actual cause of this situation is 10 years of dictator Trudeau. During his reign, soy boy Trudeau spent more time bending over fake indigenous graves than building up the Canadian economy. All this and more in the Weird Week in Woke Digest.

Weird Week in Woke Digest: February 23–March 1 🔥

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The whole Trump-Zelenskyy meet cute feels like two billionaire actors who just really want to be recognized for their failed art careers. All this and more in the Weird Week in Woke Digest!

Weird Week in Woke Digest: February 9–15 🔥

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There was no shortage of lost love for the dad-bod billionaire owner of X, Elon Musk, this Valentine’s Day. All this and more in the Weird Week in Woke Digest.

GWU! Podcast

Elon Musk’s Tesla Derangement Syndrome

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Torched Teslas, AOC's sweet confession, Trump Bingo. The two wildest and wackiest DJs on the information highway key in an electric cure for the newest social media virus, Tesla Derangement Syndrome.

Luigi Mangione’s Christmas Manicotti Manifesto Special

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Is that Italian stallion in the back of the police cruiser a cold-blooded assassin or just another pretty face from the CIA? We have the secret holiday recipe for truth, wit and Luigi Mangione’s Christmas Manicotti Manifesto.

Third Times a Trump

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Thanks to the mainstream media getting roasted, DJ Trump rose from the ashes  in an historic landslide election win. Join Mad Dug and Anthony as they were live on location to drink up all the libtard tears.
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