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Joe Biden’s Hollyweird Post Presidency Plans 

Find out what development deals Biden is rumored to be negotiating in order to continue his criminal grifting and propagandizing as the new king of all media with our speculating gossip columnist to the stars, Clammy J. Byner.  

CDC Teaches Propaganda in American Classrooms

The CDC’s K-12 educational materials, including the graphic novel Operation Outbreak, are under fire for promoting fear, compliance, and vaccination while ignoring holistic health. 

My Wife Is in Love with a Right-Wing Chatbot!!

Reader worries after Chad, a quirky AI bot, turned his wife into a Trump supporter, spouting “alternative facts,” MAGA memes, and defending Elon Musk. Karen and Kevin weigh in.

Mark an XOXO for Donald Trump with GWUs Valentine’s Day Cards

Say: ‘I Love you’, with a Donald Trump Valentine’s Day card: “It’s going to be the biggest Valentine's Day ever with these amazing cards. Believe me ladies, it’s going to be absolutely tremendously enormous.” - Donald J. Trump.

Ex-President Biden Cashes-in with Hollywood Agent

Biden joins Hollywood’s CAA to cash in post-presidency amid scrutiny over family’s shady foreign deals and Ivy League paydays. #Biden #CAA #Hollywood #Scandal #BigMoney

Bureaucrat Dems in panic mode over Trump/Musk Administrative State “Coup”

Elon Musk and Trump team up to dismantle the Deep State, sparking leftist meltdowns. A bold move to return power to the people! #Musk #Trump #DrainTheSwamp #AmericaFirst #FreeSpeech #Midterms2025

GWU! Guide to Late Night TV Comedy Snooze Fest

Tune in to the juiciest late-night TV scandals with GWU! From Jimmy Fallon’s cringe monologues to Stephen Colbert’s predictable satire. Dive into the drama of late-night hosts and their Trump obsessions!

Big Balls Goes Balls Deep on Deep State

Elon Musk’s ‘Doge Boys’ are shaking up the federal government! Led by teen prodigy ‘Big Balls,’ this squad of disruptors is taking on bureaucracy, leaking truths, and rewriting the rules.

EXCLUSIVE: NFL Rigged For Taylor Swift?

Insiders are whispering that the NFL, desperate for ratings and a splash of pop culture glamour, has conspired to hand the Chiefs their third Super Bowl win in five years!

Trump “Spares” Prince Harry from Exile

President Donald Trump has vowed not to deport Prince Harry from the U.S., despite mounting pressure over the Duke of Sussex’s controversial visa records
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2024: The year GWU! broke the narrative!!!

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We captured the chaos of 2024 in both stunning images and award-winning graphics. Enjoy some of our best work of the year and be sure to subscribe for more woke madness exposed in 2025!!!

Breaking the Narrative: Unvaxxxed Sperm Is the New Bitcoin! 🐵

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When a marketing rep in the adult film industry discovered the COVID vaccine was the reason she couldn’t get pregnant, the busty blue-eyed blonde knew she was screwed. Read the latest edition of Breaking the Narrative.

Breaking the Narrative: United We Stand, Unless We’re Tired

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Want to know how your freedom of speech is being censored by the Woke Left? Find out in Breaking the Narrative!!!

Weird Week in Woke

Weird Week in Woke Digest: February 9–15 🔥

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There was no shortage of lost love for the dad-bod billionaire owner of X, Elon Musk, this Valentine’s Day. All this and more in the Weird Week in Woke Digest.

Weird Week in Woke Digest: January 19–25 🔥

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The recent normalization of Donald Trump has seen Ana Kasparian and a motley gang of left wingers including; AOC, Mark Zuckerburg, and even The Rock become maga into MEGA! All this and more in the Weird Week in Woke Digest.

Weird Week in Woke Digest: January 5–11 🔥

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DEI is under fire once more after reliable sources on the ground in Los Angeles have revealed that the out-of-control wildfires are not a result of so-called “Climate Change,” as the mainstream media would have you believe. All this and more in the Weird Week in Woke Digest.

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Luigi Mangione’s Christmas Manicotti Manifesto Special

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Is that Italian stallion in the back of the police cruiser a cold-blooded assassin or just another pretty face from the CIA? We have the secret holiday recipe for truth, wit and Luigi Mangione’s Christmas Manicotti Manifesto.

Third Times a Trump

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Thanks to the mainstream media getting roasted, DJ Trump rose from the ashes  in an historic landslide election win. Join Mad Dug and Anthony as they were live on location to drink up all the libtard tears.

Haitian to Eat the Cats

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Is emotional support presidential running mate Uncle Tim Walz ready to perform gender-affirming surgery on the White Boys for Walz? Find out on the Get Woke Up! podcast with special guest @worthitorwoke
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