2024 Election

Monkey Business

13 ‘Deplorable, Hitlerian, Garbage’ celebrities for Trump GWU! can trust!

From Elon Musk to Roseanne Barr to Tony Hinchcliffe we’ve got the 13 Trump supporting celebrities who you should be listening to on election day!

Simu Liu’s unhinged boba tea meltdown sinks small business

A small bubble tea business is trying to stay afloat after C-list actor Simu Liu accused the company of cultural appropriation. Whatever the hell that is!

Spot the Difference: Kamala Harris or McDonald’s Employee?

Trump was quick to quip, while slinging hash browns for the masses, he “worked at McDonalds for 15 minutes longer than Kamala did,” mocking Harris’ fake job credentials.

Why Celebrities who Endorse Kamala Harris can’t be trusted

What do Taylor Swift, Bono, George Clooney, and Julia Roberts all have in common? Spoiler alert they’re all voting for Kamala Harris. Here’s why GWU! can't trust them!!!

Quiz: How Woke Are You?

Are you ironing your Keffiyeh for the pro-Hamas rally later today? Maybe you uncomfortably applaud when another George Floyd statue is erected in the town square? Or, perhaps, you browse Russian-funded websites to find out the truth? The real answer to these questions is how woke are you.

Tim Hortons Dirty International Student Secret

“I’ve been embedded in the Gaza university occupation warcamps, posed as a gender-affirming surgeon in Tavistock, England, and even successfully applied for MAID by faking long COVID, but nothing could prepare me for the horror of working in this disgraceful Canadian food institution!” Johnny Jock goes undercover as an international student working at Tim Hortons.

Goldbacks aren’t just as good as gold —they’re better!!!

Gold infused bills offer a hedge against inflation and protection for your wealth. The revolutionary American product is now available in Canada through True Precious Metals.

Trudeau Bombs on Late Show with Stephen Colbert

Check da Facts! Did Stephen Colbert want to cancel Justin Trudeau?

Hungry Haitian Illegals in Ohio Hating on Man’s Best Friend!

The Duane family of Springfield, Ohio, knew something was unusual when Gizmo, their family cat of 13 years, didn’t come home after midnight. 

Husband and Sons Still Obsessing About Being White boys for Kamala

Voter worries her family will vote orange instead of black after becoming 'white boys' for Kamala.

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