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Olympian Imane Khelif Threatens Lawsuit Over Misgendering Him

Olympic winner Imane Khelif transitions to whiner as he threatens legal action against anyone correctly identifying his gender.

NPC Game of Life GWU! Character Guide

GWU! decodes the Non-Player Character NPC bots of life. It’s like the Matrix but without the terrible sequels and more jokes.

Trump Threatens to Imprison Political Enemies

Celebrities, politicians, and dissidents may be finding a new home behind bars once Donald Trump takes back his country!

The Stars and Stripes Won’t Ruin Our Memorial Day Weekend

How can I stop racism from ruining my family vacation? Asks one GWU! reader. Karen and Kevin platform their extreme, extremist take.

Colonizer Clothing Line Settles Complex Issue of White Privilege, says White Chick

After drug addict George Floyd overdosed while robbing a Minnesota convenience store, Amber Parks knew she had to do something. 

How I Lost 30 lbs with the Gaza Hunger Strike Diet! 

Pro-Palestine protestors declare an intifada on their Gaza Gut with trending starvation diet solution.

Campus Cop Exposes Naked Truth about Gaza University Protests!

A lawsuit between the Palestine Liberation Circle occupiers and U of T Campus Security has one campus cop yelling false allegations! 

Alex Jones Could Beat Justin Trudeau in next election: Poll 

New poll shows Infowars host Alex Jones more popular than Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau.

Tucker Carlson Is Dividing My Family. Make it stop!

How can I stop Tucker Carlson from ruining my family? Asks one GWU! reader. Karen and Kevin platform their extreme, extremist take.

A GWU! (Student) Guide to Avoiding Gaza Protests  

Three brave university students lecture how to push back on their protesting peers intifada on education.
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Breaking the Narrative: Unvaxxxed Sperm Is the New Bitcoin! 🐵

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When a marketing rep in the adult film industry discovered the COVID vaccine was the reason she couldn’t get pregnant, the busty blue-eyed blonde knew she was screwed. Read the latest edition of Breaking the Narrative.

Breaking the Narrative: United We Stand, Unless We’re Tired

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Breaking the Narrative: Spaced Out Indigenous Air Rage

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Weird Week in Woke Digest: October 27–November 2

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Weird Week in Woke Digest: September 15–21

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GWU! Podcast

Haitian to Eat the Cats

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Is emotional support presidential running mate Uncle Tim Walz ready to perform gender-affirming surgery on the White Boys for Walz? Find out on the Get Woke Up! podcast with special guest @worthitorwoke

Trump Makes an Assassination Out of MAGA

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From the sleepy secret service fields of Butler, PA, to a SpaceX trip across flat Earth, blast off with Mad Dug and Anthony!

Forecast for Bird Flu Is a Total Yolk!

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Summer’s here and the time is right for “Juneteenthing” on the beach! Join Mad Dug and Anthony Anderson as they discuss everything on the Internet!
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