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Chopping Through Tavistock’s House of Horrors

Canadian PM Mark Carney, Hollywood celebs, and even elected Democrats have sent their children to the gender-affirming “care center” Tavistock. Only GWU! will take you inside this House of Horrors!!!!

Divisive New Disney Snow White Remake Separates American Families

Woke Snow White reboot putting red families to sleep while stirring up blue families.

Deport Trump! Demands American girlfriend of Honduran criminal sent packing

Reader worries after Trump deports her criminal boyfriend back to Honduras. Will she ever find love again? Karen and Kevin weigh in.

TikTok’s 15-Minute Trend Reclaims Airline Travel Freedom

In a world of endless airport rules some young women are flipping the script by embracing the “15-minute rule,” arriving just before their flight. “It’s about freedom, not waiting,” defying critics, TSA, and Homeland Security alike. “I’m no sheep!”

Irish Punch Drunk Mad Over Rosie O’Donnell’s Fake Refugee Claim

Refugee Rosie O’Donnell’s move to the Emerald Isle sparks outrage among anti-immigration activists: “We’re tired of refugees invading our country!”

Tesla Derangement Syndrome Cases Surge

"Leftwing activists vandalize Teslas in misguided rage over Elon Musk’s Trump ties. Experts call it 'emotional reasoning gone wild,' undermining eco-conscious goals. Tesla backlash: self-sabotage or insanity?"

Newly Installed PM Mark Carney Orders Canadians to Attack “Elbows Up!”

So-called Prime Minister Mark Carney’s “Elbows Up!” war cry has Canadians channeling their inner Gordie Howe, while Americans are all like “Who the hell is Gordie Howe?” Plus Mike Myers elbows his way back into late-night "comedy."

Love Is Blind Gals Say “I Do” to Woke Mind Virus

Sara and Ben’s Love Is Blind romance crumbled over woke ideology, while Devin was left at the altar when Virginia fled over his family’s Trump support. Is love now a political battleground?

AOC’s “MAGA Maid” Dishes About Dem’s Dramatic Weight Gain

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez’s shocking weight gain revealed – her Trump-loving maid tells all about congresswoman’s feast of fat!

Disastrous new Captain America movie saves lives, thanks to empty theater

Captain America: Brave New World’s screening caused a ceiling collapse at Liberty Cinema, saving lives by being so boring only two attended.

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