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Air Canada Survivor: “Chief Woodhouse’s Antics Put Our Lives in Danger!!!”

A passenger on board a Canadian flight is saying that Chief Cindy Woodhouse put his life in danger!

Woke Pioneer Museum Transitions from Ancestral Deadname: ‘Pioneer’

Canada's Black Creek Pioneer Village drops ‘pioneer’ from name to boost Indigenous, Black, and BLT++ voices. 

Israeli a Happy Meal for Foreign War(s) Eating America’s Lunch

Could MacDonalds bring peace to the Middle East, one happy meal at a time?

Iran Away From the US Draft

Am I going to be drafted for WW3? Asks one GWU! reader. Karen and Kevin weigh in.

OJ’s Deathbed Confessions

OJ’s Deathbed Confessions: Hollywood gossip columnist spills "The Juice" on the final hours of OJ Simpson!!!

OJ Simpson: If I did it …. Shocking Conspiracy Confessional

From his deathbed in Las Vegas, OJ Simpson pens a confession that will take your breath away.

What the Tweak Is Wrong with Twitchy Chrystia Freeland?

Chrystia Freeland's political future is shaky, but so is her health, states a Montreal doctor who is snitching on "Freeland’s twitching."

PizzaPizzagate Turns Up the Heat on Karen and Kevin

When a Pizza delivery man refused to give change, the customer called him out, but who went too far?

I Don’t Feel Bad About Questioning Kate’s Cancer Diagnosis, Says Boomer

There was something off about The Deepfake Kate Video. Was it the background, the outfit, or the disappearing ring?

Head Librarian Shushed out of Circulation by Woke Mob

Librarian discarded by woke mob for daring to stand up for freedom to read.
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Breaking the Narrative: Unvaxxxed Sperm Is the New Bitcoin! 🐵

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When a marketing rep in the adult film industry discovered the COVID vaccine was the reason she couldn’t get pregnant, the busty blue-eyed blonde knew she was screwed. Read the latest edition of Breaking the Narrative.

Breaking the Narrative: United We Stand, Unless We’re Tired

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Breaking the Narrative: Spaced Out Indigenous Air Rage

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Weird Week in Woke Digest: October 27–November 2

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Weird Week in Woke Digest: September 15–21

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Weird Week in Woke Digest: September 1–7

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GWU! Podcast

Haitian to Eat the Cats

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Is emotional support presidential running mate Uncle Tim Walz ready to perform gender-affirming surgery on the White Boys for Walz? Find out on the Get Woke Up! podcast with special guest @worthitorwoke

Trump Makes an Assassination Out of MAGA

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From the sleepy secret service fields of Butler, PA, to a SpaceX trip across flat Earth, blast off with Mad Dug and Anthony!

Forecast for Bird Flu Is a Total Yolk!

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Summer’s here and the time is right for “Juneteenthing” on the beach! Join Mad Dug and Anthony Anderson as they discuss everything on the Internet!
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