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What the Tweak Is Wrong with Twitchy Chrystia Freeland?

Chrystia Freeland's political future is shaky, but so is her health, states a Montreal doctor who is snitching on "Freeland’s twitching."

PizzaPizzagate Turns Up the Heat on Karen and Kevin

When a Pizza delivery man refused to give change, the customer called him out, but who went too far?

I Don’t Feel Bad About Questioning Kate’s Cancer Diagnosis, Says Boomer

There was something off about The Deepfake Kate Video. Was it the background, the outfit, or the disappearing ring?

Head Librarian Shushed out of Circulation by Woke Mob

Librarian discarded by woke mob for daring to stand up for freedom to read.

Is the Palace Cloning Around with Princess Kate Video?

“This is not the Princess of Wales. The person in this video is the same clone who trolled Windsor Farms.” 

Where in the World Is Princess Kate Middleton?

Has Princess Kate Middleton really been found? GWU! exposes palace lies from internet spies.

Trump Trolls the Oscars and Wins Bigly!

No Oscar hosting sequel for Jimmy Kimmel after Oppenheimer joke bomb dud dropped on Trump!!!

Academy Awards Oscar Predictions GWU! Need to Know

It’s Oscar time in LaLa land - here's a sneak peak at what nobody will be watching in Hollyweird!

Free Speech Fails Canadian Teachers with 1984 Lesson

A woke union boss is warning teachers they could be disciplined for exercising their freedom of speech. according to a leaked memo.

Black Actors Finding New Roles as Corporate DEI Pets!

When business was slumping for a hip ad agency in Detroit, they knew it was time to adopt a new strategy. 
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Breaking the Narrative: Unvaxxxed Sperm Is the New Bitcoin! 🐵

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When a marketing rep in the adult film industry discovered the COVID vaccine was the reason she couldn’t get pregnant, the busty blue-eyed blonde knew she was screwed. Read the latest edition of Breaking the Narrative.

Breaking the Narrative: United We Stand, Unless We’re Tired

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Breaking the Narrative: Spaced Out Indigenous Air Rage

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GWU! Podcast

Third Times a Trump

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Thanks to the mainstream media getting roasted, DJ Trump rose from the ashes  in an historic landslide election win. Join Mad Dug and Anthony as they were live on location to drink up all the libtard tears.

Haitian to Eat the Cats

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Is emotional support presidential running mate Uncle Tim Walz ready to perform gender-affirming surgery on the White Boys for Walz? Find out on the Get Woke Up! podcast with special guest @worthitorwoke

Trump Makes an Assassination Out of MAGA

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From the sleepy secret service fields of Butler, PA, to a SpaceX trip across flat Earth, blast off with Mad Dug and Anthony!
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