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6 People Trump May Lock Up To Make America Great Again

Celebrities, politicians, and dissidents may be finding a new home behind bars once Donald Trump takes back his country!

Elmo Canceled After Monster Meltdown on Live TV!

Larry David strangled Elmo on NBC's Today Show after the puppet advocated for mental health and vaccinations, sparking controversy.

Say: ‘I Love you’, with a Donald Trump Valentine’s Day Card

In the lead up to this Valentine’s Day, GWU! has reported on a disturbing uptick in on-line hate. And that hate is coming from the Left (surprise, surprise—ed). 

‘Lazy Girl’ Job Now Identifies As He/Him ‘Lazy Boy’

William Bossy, once fired for refusing a vaccine, embraced "lazy girl jobs" for work-life balance, starting the trend "Bros. Before Workplace-Clothes."

TV Networks panic to rush garbage woke shows to screens

The repercussions of the 148 day TV writers strike are now being felt by television and streaming networks. Insiders are telling GWU! that TV...

7 Anne of Green Gables Novels Going Woke!

With the news of the historic Anne of Green Gables tourist site in Prince Edward Island, Canada, going woke to satisfy the demands of...

I Am Willing to Die for More DEI

There’s been a lot of negativity surrounding the implementation of DEI (Diversity, Equity and Inclusion) policies lately, particularly in regards to LGBTQIA+ airlines like...

WEF Round Up: Yemen in Women’s Sports and COVID Cold Shoulders!

What is a woman, the Red Sea, and COVID were final day topics at the World Economic Forum in Davos. Thank Klaus that I...

Mexican Migrants Who Dug NYC Jewish Tunnels Break Their Silence

The Mexican workers behind the secret labyrinth of tunnels under a New York City synagogue are breaking their silence over their part in what...

Day 2: Volodymyr Zelensky Passes the Hat at WEF

Out of this world climate warriors, Ukrainian grifters, and high-priced hookers is basically the Davos’ World Economic Forum’s biome. But I digress, I came...
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Breaking the Narrative: Unvaxxxed Sperm Is the New Bitcoin! 🐵

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When a marketing rep in the adult film industry discovered the COVID vaccine was the reason she couldn’t get pregnant, the busty blue-eyed blonde knew she was screwed. Read the latest edition of Breaking the Narrative.

Breaking the Narrative: United We Stand, Unless We’re Tired

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Breaking the Narrative: Spaced Out Indigenous Air Rage

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Weird Week in Woke Digest: October 27–November 2

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Weird Week in Woke Digest: September 15–21

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GWU! Podcast

Haitian to Eat the Cats

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Is emotional support presidential running mate Uncle Tim Walz ready to perform gender-affirming surgery on the White Boys for Walz? Find out on the Get Woke Up! podcast with special guest @worthitorwoke

Trump Makes an Assassination Out of MAGA

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From the sleepy secret service fields of Butler, PA, to a SpaceX trip across flat Earth, blast off with Mad Dug and Anthony!

Forecast for Bird Flu Is a Total Yolk!

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Summer’s here and the time is right for “Juneteenthing” on the beach! Join Mad Dug and Anthony Anderson as they discuss everything on the Internet!
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