2024 Election

Monkey Business

Day 1: Klaus Schwab No Show at WEF

Klaus Schwab bailed on the Day 1 Meet and Greet at TGI Freitags, that’s basically the Swiss/German version of Applebees. I had a seat...

6 Ways to Tell if Your Online Girlfriend Is an AI Bot

It started innocently enough when Carl Simpson responded to an X DM from a cute Russian girl.  “She had a few more followers than me...

Translating Algospeak

Boomer Vic Vople kept getting kicked off social media for sharing his self-described ‘based’ political/fitness views. TikTok, Instagram and even Facebook were all digital...

Going Down the Rabbi Hole!!!

As the world gets ready to celebrate the Freedom Convoy's two-year anniversary, a bitter and jaded Dictator Trudeau is still holding a grudge after...

Oprah’s Favorite Thing on her Christmas Wishlist is to sell out

Like the return of the seasonal 'plague' of COVID-19 Oprah’s Favorite Things is here. The former daytime television host and current Hawaii fire sale...

Vivek Ramaswamy Drains the Swamp Live on X

Republican presidential candidate Vivek Ramaswamy left his phone mic on while taking a leak live on an X Space during a conversation with Elon...

Majority of People Don’t Trust MSM News

How well do you trust the mainstream media? GWU! asked its readers in a random controlled study.  “Zero. They’re in it for the clicks, or...

Will A&W Go Woke?

Fast food restaurant A&W, known for its wholesome small town charm and loveable ‘Burger Family’ is struggling in a post-Covid, recession economy. The 103-year-old...

My Handyman’s Wastewater Tastes like COVID!!

Y’all know I would never break social distancing unless it was absolutely essential, like attending a mostly peaceful pro-Hamas protest. So it goes without...

Quiz: How Little Do You Trust the Mainstream Media?

You know that all the news that’s fit to print is just a cog in the never-ending government-funded propaganda machine. From local news to...

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