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Rage Applying Is All the Rage Among Angry Workers

When Trey Andrews began working at a mid-size gaming company in Vancouver's Kitsilano neighborhood he described it as his dream job: great hours, young...

Luke Skywalker Plays Mind Trick on Ukrainian Rebels

The ‘rebel’ citizens of Ukraine now have a propaganda Jedi mind trickster on their side. Mark Hamill, the actor who played the dashing young...

Conservatives Jab: RFK Jr. Trumps Trump

Registered Republican voters, including members of the MAGA Mafia, are vowing they will vote Democrat if Robert F. Kennedy Jr, an advocate for freedom...

Unacceptable Fringe Author Derek Smith’s New Chapter: Running for Mayor of Calgary

Canada’s most read humourist since Stephen Leacock, Derek Smith, is in the running to throw some sunshine on the little town of Calgary—as its...

Without Will Smith: Will the Oscars Still be a Bitch Slapping Good Time?

As Bad Boy Will Smith gets ready for year 1 of his 10 year Academy Awards ban, can the Oscars deliver to millions the...

15 Minute City Torn Down by 7th Grader

Grade 7 student Jasmin from Oxford, U.K. is just one of the many residents of southern England who is upset about how her picturesque...

7 Real Conspiracies For The UAPs Over America

Remember the good old days when believing in alien life and UFOs painted you as an X-Files obsessed weirdo? You know, the kind of...

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