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Obituary: The Mainstream Media (1920–2024)

GWU! remembers and spits on the grave of the mainstream media which recently died a long, slow and deservedly painful death.

Husband and Sons Still Obsessing About Being White boys for Kamala

Voter worries her family will vote orange instead of black after becoming 'white boys' for Kamala.

Did Action Star Donald Trump Fire off a Staged Event?

Trump assassination attempt: Fake, Staged or the first America has at freedom?

The Stars and Stripes Won’t Ruin Our Memorial Day Weekend

How can I stop racism from ruining my family vacation? Asks one GWU! reader. Karen and Kevin platform their extreme, extremist take.

Tucker Carlson Is Dividing My Family. Make it stop!

How can I stop Tucker Carlson from ruining my family? Asks one GWU! reader. Karen and Kevin platform their extreme, extremist take.

Summa Cum Gaza My Ass: Says Boomer

Toby gets even after local community college cancels graduation in support of Gaza!

Iran Away From the US Draft

Am I going to be drafted for WW3? Asks one GWU! reader. Karen and Kevin weigh in.

Why A Tinfoil Hat Won’t Keep You Safe from EMF Cancer

Online conference exposes the dangers of EMF waves in cellphones, wi-fi and Bluetooth technology.

JK Rowling Breaks the Spell of Scottish Governments Transgender Fantasy Law

Author JK Rowling has transgender wand duel with Scottish law and wins.

PizzaPizzagate Turns Up the Heat on Karen and Kevin

When a Pizza delivery man refused to give change, the customer called him out, but who went too far?
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Breaking the Narrative

Breaking the Narrative: Unvaxxxed Sperm Is the New Bitcoin! 🐵

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When a marketing rep in the adult film industry discovered the COVID vaccine was the reason she couldn’t get pregnant, the busty blue-eyed blonde knew she was screwed. Read the latest edition of Breaking the Narrative.

Breaking the Narrative: United We Stand, Unless We’re Tired

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Want to know how your freedom of speech is being censored by the Woke Left? Find out in Breaking the Narrative!!!

Breaking the Narrative: Spaced Out Indigenous Air Rage

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Want to know how students can occupy a non-political space and still graduate with honors? Find out in Breaking the Narrative!!!

Weird Week in Woke

Weird Week in Woke Digest: December 1–7

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Foul balls: Riley Gaines praised the latest team to forfeit a volleyball game against San Jose State’s Blaire Fleming—the only male on the all-women’s team. All this and more in the Weird Week in Woke Digest.

Weird Week in Woke Digest: November 17–23

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Dems da breaks: Inside the White House backstabbing staffers and score-settling pundits point fingers at a Democratic Party in crisis. All this and more in the Weird Week in Woke Digest.

Weird Week in Woke Digest: October 27–November 2

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Our Wokesperts™ are grimly reaping all the woke terrors and ready to prescribe you the secret to a long and happy life.

GWU! Podcast

Luigi Mangione’s Christmas Manicotti Manifesto Special

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Is that Italian stallion in the back of the police cruiser a cold-blooded assassin or just another pretty face from the CIA? We have the secret holiday recipe for truth, wit and Luigi Mangione’s Christmas Manicotti Manifesto.

Third Times a Trump

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Thanks to the mainstream media getting roasted, DJ Trump rose from the ashes  in an historic landslide election win. Join Mad Dug and Anthony as they were live on location to drink up all the libtard tears.

Haitian to Eat the Cats

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Is emotional support presidential running mate Uncle Tim Walz ready to perform gender-affirming surgery on the White Boys for Walz? Find out on the Get Woke Up! podcast with special guest @worthitorwoke
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