Subscribe
Support
Shop
Search
2024 Election

Opinion – Karen & Kevin

Husband and Sons Still Obsessing About Being White boys for Kamala

Voter worries her family will vote orange instead of black after becoming 'white boys' for Kamala.

The Stars and Stripes Won’t Ruin Our Memorial Day Weekend

How can I stop racism from ruining my family vacation? Asks one GWU! reader. Karen and Kevin platform their extreme, extremist take.

Tucker Carlson Is Dividing My Family. Make it stop!

How can I stop Tucker Carlson from ruining my family? Asks one GWU! reader. Karen and Kevin platform their extreme, extremist take.

Iran Away From the US Draft

Am I going to be drafted for WW3? Asks one GWU! reader. Karen and Kevin weigh in.

PizzaPizzagate Turns Up the Heat on Karen and Kevin

When a Pizza delivery man refused to give change, the customer called him out, but who went too far?

Transplanting New Roots After “Anti-Trans” law in Canada

Letter to the Editor Dear Karen and Kevin, We’re a BIPOC+LGBTQIA+ family living in Calgary, Canada. Not sure if you heard the news, but the government...

Does Canada Trump Looming American Dictatorship?

Letter to the Editor Dear Karen and Kevin, The recent wins by Trump in the Iowa caucuses and New Hampshire has me and my husband (trans/gay/BIPOC...

Is Will Smith Really Gay? Kevin and Karen get to the “Bottom” of it!

Dear Karen and Kevin, My boyfriend is a huge Will Smith fan! He was one of the first people I know to forgive Will for...

Eff Around! Find Out, says Karen, To Child Locked in Cage for 70 Years!

Dear Karen and Kevin, Seventy years ago my wife and I locked our adopted child in a cage in the basement. I know what you’re...

Indoor Dining During Surging Pandemic Is Less Safe than Using a Glory Hole Down by the Docks, Say Karen and Kevin

Dear Karen and Kevin, Up until this point I have dined indoors zero times. I’m one of the two people in an office of 60...
Load more

Sign up and get GWU!'s Breaking the Narrative and Weird Week in Woke Digest sent to your inbox.

Breaking the Narrative

Breaking the Narrative: Unvaxxxed Sperm Is the New Bitcoin! 🐵

Breaking the Narrative — Newsletter 0
When a marketing rep in the adult film industry discovered the COVID vaccine was the reason she couldn’t get pregnant, the busty blue-eyed blonde knew she was screwed. Read the latest edition of Breaking the Narrative.

Breaking the Narrative: United We Stand, Unless We’re Tired

Breaking the Narrative — Newsletter 0
Want to know how your freedom of speech is being censored by the Woke Left? Find out in Breaking the Narrative!!!

Breaking the Narrative: Spaced Out Indigenous Air Rage

Breaking the Narrative — Newsletter 0
Want to know how students can occupy a non-political space and still graduate with honors? Find out in Breaking the Narrative!!!

Weird Week in Woke

Weird Week in Woke Digest: October 27–November 2

Weird Week in Woke Digest — Newsletter 0
Our Wokesperts™ are grimly reaping all the woke terrors and ready to prescribe you the secret to a long and happy life.

Weird Week in Woke Digest: September 15–21

Weird Week in Woke Digest — Newsletter 0
Our Wokesperts™ are grimly reaping all the woke terrors and ready to prescribe you the secret to a long and happy life.

Weird Week in Woke Digest: September 1–7

Weird Week in Woke Digest — Newsletter 0
Our Wokesperts™ are grimly reaping all the woke terrors and ready to prescribe you the secret to a long and happy life.

GWU! Podcast

Haitian to Eat the Cats

Podcast 0
Is emotional support presidential running mate Uncle Tim Walz ready to perform gender-affirming surgery on the White Boys for Walz? Find out on the Get Woke Up! podcast with special guest @worthitorwoke

Trump Makes an Assassination Out of MAGA

Podcast 0
From the sleepy secret service fields of Butler, PA, to a SpaceX trip across flat Earth, blast off with Mad Dug and Anthony!

Forecast for Bird Flu Is a Total Yolk!

Podcast 0
Summer’s here and the time is right for “Juneteenthing” on the beach! Join Mad Dug and Anthony Anderson as they discuss everything on the Internet!
Fearless, independent, and unapologetic, our gonzo reporters serve up all the newstainment GWU! need to know. From the Current Thing to Clown World—from Santa Cruz to Saint Petersburg—GWU! is breaking 100% of the narrative for you unlike any other so-called safe and effective sources of infotainment.
Media Monkey Ink. 2024